How lazy are you?

DISCIPLINEEQUALSFREEDOM

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

DISCIPLINEEQUALSFREEDOM wrote: »

I'm too lazy to even sleep, so I don't.

I think you don't understand lazy my friend

I would look it up, but i'm lazy.

dfein001

ditto her:

Just_J_Now wrote: »

I would tell you my lazy story but I'm too lazy to type it.

elizarizo

I asked my dog to bring me my cell phone once, she didn’t understand sadly

Motorsheen

I'm so lazy, I might not even finish this sente...

cee134

mybfisred

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

I once starved to death I was to lazy eat

True story

40xBEFOREx40

Had one child find the remote to the tv so I didn't have to get up and get it. Then had another child get new batteries for me because the remote was dead.

TheRoadDog

The other day I asked my wife if she wanted a cocktail. She said "Yes". I said "Could you make me one, too, while you are up?"

40xBEFOREx40

TheRoadDog wrote: »

The other day I asked my wife if she wanted a cocktail. She said "Yes". I said "Could you make me one, too, while you are up?"

Did she make it for you? If so, ask her to make me one as well... I would ask, but I am too lazy.

mybfisred

But I shampoo my hair

DSwales11

My goal every day is to do as little as humanly possible.

xFunctionalStrengthx

So, I take it the statement of "I'll rest when I'm dead" doesn't fit here?