Co-worker Restroom Etiquette
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resale3108 wrote: »The reference is metaphorical.... it’s not a real baby sea lion..... but it looks like a baby sea lion........
Trust me when I say the real one is easier to obtain0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »The reference is metaphorical.... it’s not a real baby sea lion..... but it looks like a baby sea lion........
Trust me when I say the real one is easier to obtain
Ok....... I mean..... just don’t flush after you have pooped! Leave what looks like a baby sea lion as a surprise greeting for the next inhabitant of your shared bathroom...... then lay down the law.0 -
resale3108 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »The reference is metaphorical.... it’s not a real baby sea lion..... but it looks like a baby sea lion........
Trust me when I say the real one is easier to obtain
Ok....... I mean..... just don’t flush after you have pooped! Leave what looks like a baby sea lion as a surprise greeting for the next inhabitant of your shared bathroom...... then lay down the law.
Yes. I got that.
I’m saying that is not a thing I can do in public this conversation is ruining my ladylike image
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Ohhhh..... well you started it. Moaning about discarded pubes and featherlight pieces of botty detritus lying everywhere.1
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »The reference is metaphorical.... it’s not a real baby sea lion..... but it looks like a baby sea lion........
Trust me when I say the real one is easier to obtain
Ok....... I mean..... just don’t flush after you have pooped! Leave what looks like a baby sea lion as a surprise greeting for the next inhabitant of your shared bathroom...... then lay down the law.
Yes. I got that.
I’m saying that is not a thing I can do in public this conversation is ruining my ladylike image
Oh hunny that's long gone
Hahaha! On day 1! Love ya both though!1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »The reference is metaphorical.... it’s not a real baby sea lion..... but it looks like a baby sea lion........
Trust me when I say the real one is easier to obtain
Ok....... I mean..... just don’t flush after you have pooped! Leave what looks like a baby sea lion as a surprise greeting for the next inhabitant of your shared bathroom...... then lay down the law.
Yes. I got that.
I’m saying that is not a thing I can do in public this conversation is ruining my ladylike image
Oh hunny that's long gone
Thank god, I couldn’t keep it up any longer!0 -
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abetterme9366 wrote: »The best jokes are the ones you have to explain
The caveat being that it’s not so good if you have to explain it more than once!0 -
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abetterme9366 wrote: »The best jokes are the ones you have to explainresale3108 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »The best jokes are the ones you have to explain
The caveat being that it’s not so good if you have to explain it more than once!
In my defense..
You know what? You two can suggit
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That’s fightin’ talk ma’am. You talk the talk....1
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abetterme9366 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »The best jokes are the ones you have to explain
The caveat being that it’s not so good if you have to explain it more than once!
Preaching to the choir, my friend. No one ever knows what the *kitten* I’m talking about.
Aye, words of wisdom by the Penguins in the movie “Madagascar” ..... “smile and wave boys, smile and wave”. It’s everyone else that’s nuts!!!0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I usually avert eye contact. I try really hard to not think about it...thanks, because now that is all I can think about!
Since you brought it up tho I think about their hygiene mostly, if they wash their hands properly, if not what they are touching around the office that I may touch, where their hands have been. Toilet handles and taps...gross.
My answer isn't based on gender even tho your question was.
Dang straight it was!
How do you know!
I work with all women.
Is a gym-like shower facility at your work? Please tell me there is!
ok sure...of course there is!
Are you a fan of Linda Blair?
No, why?0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I usually avert eye contact. I try really hard to not think about it...thanks, because now that is all I can think about!
Since you brought it up tho I think about their hygiene mostly, if they wash their hands properly, if not what they are touching around the office that I may touch, where their hands have been. Toilet handles and taps...gross.
My answer isn't based on gender even tho your question was.
Dang straight it was!
How do you know!
I work with all women.
Is a gym-like shower facility at your work? Please tell me there is!
ok sure...of course there is!
Are you a fan of Linda Blair?
No, why?
Google "Linda Blair Prison" under images and enjoy.0 -
I make sure to shake hands with them with some water still on mine from washing them, then turn to them and shout “don’t mind my pee, it’s STD-free!” and then sprint away
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »When passing a co-worker of the opposite sex on the way to the restroom, do you acknowledge what they're about to do or where you just came from?
I tell them on the way to the toilet what I suspect will happen using weather metaphors "strong chance for rain" "Severe thunderstorm warning from the south"1 -
Odd thread. Whenever I run into people by the bathroom I just smile and say hi. How you doing. That's it. I didn't think it was complicated1
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Damn, I missed a really deep convo last night...thanks for the laugh this morning guys
I try not to speak to anyone in public. Even with people I know I avoid them. Nobody wants the awkward "when is it acceptable to walk away" moment so it's better to not say anything. Especially near the restroom. Eek cringy.0 -
@wizzybeth wrote: »Odd thread. Whenever I run into people by the bathroom I just smile and say hi. How you doing. That's it. I didn't think it was complicated
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