MFP visits

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  • ThisIsNotJosh81
    ThisIsNotJosh81 Posts: 115 Member
    @VanishingNachos where are you? I'll put a pin in my map.

    Little town called Livermore, North Cali, bout 60 miles due east from Frisco~ I'll be the guy on the streetcorner with the sign that says "will work for beer"

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    Okay, got it.
    I am ready for a coast to coast road trio

    If I pick you up will you go with me to Washington state? It's so far.

    Also, we'll be hitch hiking.

    I have a car that runs

    bahaha! this made me laugh :D

    If you have money for gas we'll take you with.

    im broke!

    It's okay, you can hitch it with us. There's safety in numbers. Also you look like a badass.

    i thought i look goofy :D but ill tag along

    Any guy that will post a picture with @_Captivated_ on it is a true badass.

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    Subtle

    Very

    You're next. :smooched:

    Can't wait!!

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    I always wanted a head. Finally acquired one! Or most of one, anyway. The important bits are there. :ohwell:

    This sexy
  • ThisIsNotJosh81
    ThisIsNotJosh81 Posts: 115 Member
    I’d sit up in his attic and wait for him to fall asleep so I could drug him and make him mine forever.

    Good times
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I’d sit up in his attic and wait for him to fall asleep so I could drug him and make him mine forever.

    There's a mouse in mine right now so if you'll go through the trouble of getting up there and putting out some traps I'll save you the need for drugging me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'd become a Nerd to fit in your world! ;)

    I'd break the law to get arrested! :tongue:

    I'd pretend to really Love Sports! :yum:

    I'd box a Kangaroo :grimace:

    I'd learn to pole dance! :sweat:

    I'd Join the Army! :star:

    I'd become Canadian! :relieved:

    I'd stock up on 100 SPF! :sunglasses:

    And finally... I'd move to Italy for the rest of my life! :heart:




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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Id empty my bank accout to spend one day with you ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Nobody would visit me.

    I'm only interesting inside my head. The things I don't say in person make me seem like any ordinary, dull mid 40s man. The only give aways are in the eyes and the accessories bag. :ohwell:

    Plus there's a bunch of pressure to be funny when live. I'm not Bo Burnham, nobody is paying me to make them laugh.

    I would visit @CoffeeAndContour and @Bridge_marie and any woman with freckles to see if my powers of resistance are still functioning as intended. I tried to visit @_Captivated_ once, she chickened out. I've met two others in person, one was lovely in every way and the other was both sensory overload pretty and felt like an awkward first date. I drove about three hours apiece to see them.

    I've had one other good but too short mfp meet experience, but she brought her boyfriend with her. We probably could have worked around my wife, but both was problematic. :laugh:

    I was tagged!! :o:*



    Let’s ignore the awkward details on how I found this or how old it is... ;)



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    I got all kinds of Freckles but wasn't tagged along with you Beautiful young Ladies! :(
    Wah... I'm the old gal that never gets tagged! :cry: LOL! :lol:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    @Timshel_ wrote: »
    Hmmm, I think I actually made a list one time years ago. A lot of the same folks, with a few new. Obviously not a full list...just off the top of my head...

    @Avocado_AS5 Just to sit and talk about how few fvucks there are to give.
    @slimgirljo15 Fer beers, beef, etc....
    @HealthyAshes88888 For hair petting and sniffing
    @beingmore1 Cuz I think she would be a blast to hang with and stuff. Fer realz doh.
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy Cuz she seems completely geeky cool
    @cee134 Could hand and talk with C and never get bored.
    @lavinia_whateley_goals We could talk music or such.
    @TenaciousGymKitten History walks and exploring stuff.
    @RunHardBeStrong Camping, drinking, off road, and hanging at the lake.
    @Fit_B4_Forty Just...cuz.

    Yay! I would learn some programming language that I would name if I knew of one to make this happen.

    Just to set off some notifications.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    @Timshel_ wrote: »
    Hmmm, I think I actually made a list one time years ago. A lot of the same folks, with a few new. Obviously not a full list...just off the top of my head...



    Yay! I would learn some programming language that I would name if I knew of one to make this happen.

    Just to set off some notifications.

    Haha. My heart did a flip. Then it died a little. A-hole. But one of my favorite a-holes. :D
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I would put on my laciest panties, the highest pair of heels and a trench coat and meet you at your door after work.

    I'd come to your door wearing the same thing.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    i'd come to your door, but id be holding a pizza, and expect a tip
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Id come to your door, but id be holding a tip, and expect a pizza

  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)
  • AidenT94
    AidenT94 Posts: 39 Member
    Well, I work with one of my fellow MFPers. I would definitely love to meet some of you wonderful people at some point in my life... (preferably after I'm at my goal weight!)
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    I would write that novel just for a chance to meet you
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.

    There are three things people like you get upset about; improper semi-colon usage, misused apostrophe’s and the absence of an Oxford comma.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Irony. Pure, unadulterated irony. <3
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.

    There are three things people like you get upset about; improper semi-colon usage, misused apostrophe’s and the absence of an Oxford comma.

    I will never understand the Oxford comma. It’s just unnecessary

    I LOVE THE OXFORD COMMA
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)

    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)

    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)

    Oh, I haz all teh weerdz (for insight, visit the Single's Hangout thread sometime...)


    FWIW, I hear that these guys work with the occasional coma:
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)

    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)

    Oh, I haz all teh weerdz (for insight, visit the Single's Hangout thread sometime...)


    FWIW, I hear that these guys work with the occasional coma:
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    I tired it, but not enough crazy in there. I needs my mfp crazy
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Hoping to meet up with @AllYouNeedIsLuv next week.
  • Journey2happiness18
    Journey2happiness18 Posts: 1,033 Member
    edited December 2017
    There isn't anyone around Arkansas :disappointed:
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