MFP Conspiracy Theories,Urban Legends, and Rumor Mill

beingmore1

For those of us with no lives or nothing else productive to do. Or for those of us who may be procrastinating on the productive things we need to do. These Are The Days of MFP, and its fun to watch As The MFPWorld Turns. Plus we need to keep up with All MyMFP Children, and General MFPHospital.

if you are too specific though it ruins it and you are voted off the island, no fruit cup, or put on ignore, whichever fate is worse.

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RunHardBeStrong

I heard that I am special and unique.

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Timshel_

There is this one girl. She knows I love short red hair, chokers, noodz and waffles, but she trippin' and not giving me wut I want.

So I hear...

_Captivated_

beingmore1 wrote: »

I heard a couple theories on who the anonymous flagger is, but I can't list it here. Just now thats one COLD chick.

Is it me?

RunHardBeStrong

I heard the best throw downs happen in Walmart parking lots.

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RunHardBeStrong

cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

I heard the best throw downs happen in Walmart parking lots.

You should see what happens in the Macy’s restrooms

Oh, I saw. I was peeping through the cracks.

Just_J_Now

I heard NO secret is safe here.

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optionsguy88

@Just_J_Now you can be my secret

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HealthyAshes88888

cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »

I heard that someone didn’t like me

I heard that too. But it's not me. I like you!

HealthyAshes88888

Who tf doesn't like donuts?!
Like, why are they even here?

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Inked_momma_ wrote: »

I heard some people don't like me because I'm a French Canadian

My family is from French Canadia!

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caco_ethes

beingmore1 wrote: »

I heard that alot of the women on here are actually DUDES!

First rule of the internet: all together now EVERYONE’S A DUDE

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caco_ethes

beingmore1 wrote: »

There is this guy that has been surprised by ladies who turned out to be dudes THREE TIMES!

Why is he still surprised at this point?

HealthyAshes88888

There's this one girl, who's supposedly really nice but she just blows people off all the time! I just can't believe how well she hides such niceness with such a *kitten* attitude!

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caco_ethes wrote: »

beingmore1 wrote: »

I heard that alot of the women on here are actually DUDES!

First rule of the internet: all together now EVERYONE’S A DUDE

Nope, don't wanna, sorry not sorry, you cant make me

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Inked_momma_ wrote: »

HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »

There's this one girl, who's supposedly really nice but she just blows people off all the time! I just can't believe how well she hides such niceness with such a *kitten* attitude!

Are you talking about me?

Nah

caco_ethes

HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »

There's this one girl, who's supposedly really nice but she just blows people off all the time! I just can't believe how well she hides such niceness with such a *kitten* attitude!

This could honestly be me and if it is, you have it all wrong!

I’m not nice at ALL dummy

Just kidding. But I do think I could be accused of blowing people off. I’ve been accused of it before but I blew him off