MFP Conspiracy Theories,Urban Legends, and Rumor Mill

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »
    There's this one girl, who's supposedly really nice but she just blows people off all the time! I just can't believe how well she hides such niceness with such a *kitten* attitude!

    Oh this is me, right?

    Give it back, it’s mine

    Jello wrestle you for it

    Girl you know I can’t focus when I’m turned on :bawling:
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
    STFU!

    It's me. They're all me. I'm the girl, I'm the one she blew off, I'm the crossdresser...

    I *kitten* knew it. Plot twist!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    There’s a person here who is allegedly from a place that shall not be named and if said person is really from said place then said person will compose a five page paper itemizing said person’s reasons for residing in said place. Said paper must include said place’s state bush and other identifying information to be determined at a later date.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I heard that alot of the women on here are actually DUDES!

    I heard I'm a dude
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    I've also heard that I'm nice
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    edited November 2017
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    What happened to Socks McGillicutty?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2017
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    For those of us with no lives or nothing else productive to do. Or for those of us who may be procrastinating on the productive things we need to do. These Are The Days of MFP, and its fun to watch As The MFPWorld Turns. Plus we need to keep up with All MyMFP Children, and General MFPHospital.

    if you are too specific though it ruins it and you are voted off the island, no fruit cup, or put on ignore, whichever fate is worse.


    You're the best person here. Also, jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,210 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I heard that I am special and unique.

    You are!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,210 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I heard the best throw downs happen in Walmart parking lots.

    There's truth to this. Usually Jerry Springer style.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I heard this is not a dating site. That seems like a vicious rumor though

    I heard you can lose weight here. Can not confirm.

    Nope, the only thing you lose here is your dignity.

    I lost my MFP boyfriend when his wife caught him sending nudes to me and 9 other women and telling an additional 4 that he loved them..... allegedly

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    Imma need you to reenact this gif for me

    Working on it.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    I heard McNulty never drinks Protestant whiskey.

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