MFP Conspiracy Theories,Urban Legends, and Rumor Mill

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  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I hear tell, people send noodz thinking the best of some people, but those people end up sharing them or worse. I may, or may not have confirmed that rumor, maybe...

    I've also heard that there are people who don't crop out their face when they send nudes to internet strangers

    Way to make me paranoid
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @caco_ethes wrote: »
    There’s a person here who is allegedly from a place that shall not be named and if said person is really from said place then said person will compose a five page paper itemizing said person’s reasons for residing in said place. Said paper must include said place’s state bush and other identifying information to be determined at a later date.

    Sounds like you're issuing a challenge rather than a rumor
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I hear that sometimes the funny people are the most broken. Hmmm.

    Depends what kinda funny.

    The ones that post noodz on the internet...
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I hear that sometimes the funny people are the most broken. Hmmm.

    Depends what kinda funny.

    The ones that post noodz on the internet...

    Obsession with wisecracks about noodz on the internet stopped being funny about the third time I heard it.

    Nope!! Still funny...
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I heard that I am special and unique.

    Not a rumor
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Inked_momma_ wrote: »
    I herd that some people send pictures of their private parts to other members :o

    Sorry again
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited November 2017
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    i heard there’s a serial killer amongst us and through geo coordinates on selfies and random references to fast food places youve posted they figure out where you at for lunch and then ambush you in the In & Out bathroom so when people ghost around here they could just be actually dead

    Hawley, right?

    If you're lurking somewhere please don't hunt me down and murder me.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I heard that one girl is in a MFP relationship with that one guy...BUT...get this. What she doesn't know, is that he has like 3 other side pieces. Can you believe this??
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I heard that one girl is in a MFP relationship with that one guy...BUT...get this. What she doesn't know, is that he has like 3 other side pieces. Can you believe this??

    No way! He lied to me? I am calling his wife right now!
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I heard that one girl is in a MFP relationship with that one guy...BUT...get this. What she doesn't know, is that he has like 3 other side pieces. Can you believe this??

    What?!!!! :'( GAWD I'm so naive
  • Losinandmovin
    Losinandmovin Posts: 188 Member
    That's ridiculous! Everybody love donuts! Some of us are insane enough to choose to no longer eat them... Yeah. I'm one of those insane keto people...
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    There is a rumor that a few people on here don't like donuts. I can't believe it, but thats what the word is.

  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I heard that one girl is in a MFP relationship with that one guy...BUT...get this. What she doesn't know, is that he has like 3 other side pieces. Can you believe this??

    No way! He lied to me? I am calling his wife right now!
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I heard that one girl is in a MFP relationship with that one guy...BUT...get this. What she doesn't know, is that he has like 3 other side pieces. Can you believe this??

    What?!!!! :'( GAWD I'm so naive

    Sorry ladies. I just couldn't live in silence any longer
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Rumor has it peanut butter banana shakes are my weakness.
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.
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  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.

    Is he single?

    Let me ask his bro Mr. Ness.
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.

    Is he single?

    Let me ask his bro Mr. Ness.

    Eh he can't hear me at the moment, something about swimmers ear.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I heard some people who believe there are cliques and criticize them publicly secretly want to be in them and befriend those they imagine to be in them* (and sometimes throw croutons at them).

    *But not you know who... or what's his name -- well, maybe a little sometimes
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.

    I wonder if he sends D pics.
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.

    I wonder if he sends D pics.

    I've heard it looks like a taxidermy squirrel.
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.

    Is he single?

    Let me ask his bro Mr. Ness.

    Eh he can't hear me at the moment, something about swimmers ear.

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    I'll be impatiently waiting for an answer.

    Is that @Will_Run_4_Food ????
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I heard that one girl is in a MFP relationship with that one guy...BUT...get this. What she doesn't know, is that he has like 3 other side pieces. Can you believe this??

    :o I also hear sometimes the side pieces are friends, but still pm him on the dl.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.

    I wonder if he sends D pics.

    If you get some, please send them my way!

    Oh if I get some, I am plastering those *kitten* everywhere! Only D pics I would ever share!
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