How many calories are there in Human Flesh?

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  • deoboed
    deoboed Posts: 13 Member
    http://clever-*****.blogspot.com/2010/02/in-case-you-ever-wondered-what-humans.html

    So, yeah, beef.

    FYI, humans do make crackling when roasted. And the smell, jesus.

    I'll never forget the first time I walked into an area where a Bovie cauterizer was being used. "Hey, it smells like bacon in here... wait.... no it doesn't.... blerg."
  • Roxanne_Hennessy
    Roxanne_Hennessy Posts: 130 Member
    Wow reading some of these comments again, really brightened up my day
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    the scientific definition of animals is an organism that has cells with a nucleus but no cell wall. Eukaryotes have a nucleus encased in a nuclear membrane and other cell organelles in membranes......... animal cells lack a cell wall

    so basically, if you're not an animal, then you must be a bacteria, archaea, plant or fungus, or one of a few rare types of eukaryotes that are not animals, plants or fungi.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    and we're primates. Primates rule, especially Homo sapiens sapiens, which has the second largest brain for body size of all primate species :drinker:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Wow reading some of these comments again, really brightened up my day

    I agree and thanks for bumping the thread :drinker:
  • GlitterrMagpie
    GlitterrMagpie Posts: 302 Member
    :laugh:
  • Ang108
    Ang108 Posts: 1,711 Member
    Just asking for a friend.

    I would think it depends on the cut and if the human was raised for meat . Apart from that I would assume it's pretty much the same calories as other meat.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Is there a cost difference between Walmart-fed and Whole Foods-fed human meat?
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    If anyone remembers the movie Alive apparently the *kitten* seems to be the first place to start
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Is there a cost difference between Walmart-fed and Whole Foods-fed human meat?

    I think there'd be a bigger difference between an active, athletic human who lifts heavy, and a couch potato human. I mean the first will have about 10-25% body fat (depending on gender and personal taste with regards to how much visible muscle definition they want), the other will have about 30%+ body fat.... now that will make a difference to both the macronutrient profile and the overall number of calories in the human
  • marko320
    marko320 Posts: 84 Member
    This thread had me at bushmeat.
  • Roxanne_Hennessy
    Roxanne_Hennessy Posts: 130 Member
    Is there a cost difference between Walmart-fed and Whole Foods-fed human meat?

    I think there'd be a bigger difference between an active, athletic human who lifts heavy, and a couch potato human. I mean the first will have about 10-25% body fat (depending on gender and personal taste with regards to how much visible muscle definition they want), the other will have about 30%+ body fat.... now that will make a difference to both the macronutrient profile and the overall number of calories in the human

    I think a Walmart-fed would be tastier
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Just asking for a friend.

    Are you having this old friend for dinner?
  • thevoice1973
    thevoice1973 Posts: 55 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    You might want to review the accepted definition: Human: a man, woman, or child of the species Homo sapiens, distinguished from other animals by superior mental development, power of articulate speech, and upright stance.

    Note that the superior mental development, power of articulate speech and the upright stance are not always present...
  • evanhanson36
    evanhanson36 Posts: 1
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals
    debateable
  • SbetaK
    SbetaK Posts: 397 Member
    The fat will have 9 calories per gram, the protein will have 4 calories per gram. You can probably use pork as a good approximation for caloric content as genetically we are 99% alike.

    I had considered this as well, but I think chimpanzee might be ultimately closer.

    One could always scan the label on a package of Soylent Green to find out. It's made of people.

    But Soylent Green is overprocessed and has chemical additives. I know, I bought a box from ThinkGeeks.com
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  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    Look up animal in the dictionary what does it say

    Definition 3:
    : a person who behaves in a wild, aggressive, or unpleasant way

    See, a person can be an animal. Especially if you are into partying...
  • SbetaK
    SbetaK Posts: 397 Member
    *stops putting lotion on skin*

    No...don't stop...seriously...

    Here....use this..

    Crisco--better_than_butter.jpg


    Lmao!!

    I prefer Coconut oil. And Jack Daniel's Whiskey Steak Marinade/
  • BRA_S
    BRA_S Posts: 111 Member
    :laugh:

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