Worried for Santa
nothingbundtpizza
Posts: 653 Member
A few years ago there was a documentary about an Elf, who left the North Pole. It exposed Elf Culture, Santa's dislike for New York Rangers, the relationship of Santa and the Elves, and stuff like that. Most importantly, it proved with eye witness reports and actual footage, that Santa's Sleigh really did crash in Central Park a few years back. Now, In this documentary, it came to light that Santa's Christmas Magic is dependent upon the power of our Christmas Spirit. The reason Santa's Sleigh crashed in Central Park was because that year, the Christmas Spirit was at an all time low. Now after the release of the Elven Documentary, Christmas Spirit did rise, for a few years. However, with all the negativity, violence, and evil in the world lately, what if this Christmas, those of us who still believe, those of us who still have the Christmas Spirit, are not enough to power Santa's Sleigh? Santa might have to take the highway. What if Santa gets shot in a drive by? Are you helping Santa? Are you one who might be contributing to Santa's DEATH? Explain yourself.
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I've been telling Santa to release the sex tape to bring his popularity back. Worked for the Kardashians.1
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »I wonder if Santa would be fired and accused of sexual harassment? Well, Christmas Spirit has just gone down a notch. THANKS A LOT MATT LAUER.
And you wonder why there so many males elves..
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Does it count if I wore fuzzy red underwear?1
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
You vastly overrate my abilities. I think it would make people stay in the house, turn up Christmas music really loud and stick their fingers in their ears repeating "lalalalalalalala"2 -
I told Santa I've been good this year. He died laughing. I'm SORRY everyone!!1
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Great. Now you made a Jew feel even guiltier....................go figure.0
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Anything that can make a person smile and be happy isn't sad!2
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ToErosIsHuman wrote: »
Wow you're delving into a whole different realm.The OP is talking about Santa Clause not illicit drugs.3 -
If Santa needs "Christmas spirit" to power his sled maybe he needs to do more the rest of the year. Stop hiding out and get involved more in the world.
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ToErosIsHuman wrote: »
What about micro-dosing?0 -
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