Worried for Santa

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  • bobtater1
    bobtater1 Posts: 172 Member
    TheHawk007 wrote: »
    Great. Now you made a Jew feel even guiltier....................go figure.

    A Jew feeling guilty isn't that part of the heritage of a Jewish Mother?
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?

    Yes. I think you're good here. Solid plan imo.
  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
    bobtater1 wrote: »
    TheHawk007 wrote: »
    Great. Now you made a Jew feel even guiltier....................go figure.

    A Jew feeling guilty isn't that part of the heritage of a Jewish Mother?

    Oy
  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?

    Depends, pervert. Is that a go signal, or a stop signal for you?

  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    TheHawk007 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?

    Depends, pervert. Is that a go signal, or a stop signal for you?

    Dont forget yellow, figured Id do the taint yellow.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    TheHawk007 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?

    Depends, pervert. Is that a go signal, or a stop signal for you?

    Dont forget yellow, figured Id do the taint yellow.

    What about our penguin sweaters :'(
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    TheHawk007 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?

    Depends, pervert. Is that a go signal, or a stop signal for you?

    Dont forget yellow, figured Id do the taint yellow.

    I hope you put a cherry in a very special place

    Do t forget the whip cream, for Christmas spirit
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    TheHawk007 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?

    Depends, pervert. Is that a go signal, or a stop signal for you?

    Dont forget yellow, figured Id do the taint yellow.

    What about our penguin sweaters :'(

    Knitting as we speak
  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
    TheHawk007 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if I paint my testicles red and green? No?

    Depends, pervert. Is that a go signal, or a stop signal for you?

    Yellow? I don't think caution is in your vocabulary....
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
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    Why didn't I think of this years ago :|
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Stupid elf on a shelf
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Stupid elf on a shelf

    What he’s really been up to...
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    Oh :'( Oh that explains a lot
  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
    Wow! Elves ARE magical!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited December 2017
    Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez

    Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.

    You mean this won't happen for me :'(:'(
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez

    Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.

    This should be used on the promo posters for 8 out of 9 of those movies.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez

    Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.

    You mean this won't happen for me :'(:'(

    You mean I knitted these penguin sweaters for nothing??? Thats it, you can tell your extended family the wedding is off (for a day, after which we shall be completely made up and get the key to the city).
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