Worried for Santa
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez
Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.
You mean this won't happen for me
You mean I knitted these penguin sweaters for nothing??? Thats it, you can tell your extended family the wedding is off (for a day, after which we shall be completely made up and get the key to the city).
and little billy will be miraculously start speaking again after years of silence.
Only after the near disaster of falling through the ice and being rescued by the homeless man that everyone had avoided up to that point. Afterwards, a city wide celebration meal was held with the homeless fellow as the guest of honor and the best man.1 -
Wow ...i need to buckle down and start a hallmark marathon...0
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Helltoupee7 wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez
Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.
You mean this won't happen for me
You mean I knitted these penguin sweaters for nothing??? Thats it, you can tell your extended family the wedding is off (for a day, after which we shall be completely made up and get the key to the city).
and little billy will be miraculously start speaking again after years of silence.
Only after the near disaster of falling through the ice and being rescued by the homeless man that everyone had avoided up to that point. Afterwards, a city wide celebration meal was held with the homeless fellow as the guest of honor and the best man.
Don’t forget about the stray dog that got rescued and had a litter of beautiful puppies under the tree on Christmas morning.
Good catch! The homeless man picked out a puppy. After the celebration I noticed he was missing. We looked everywhere for him, but he had vanished. The Mayor said "Are you looking for Mr. Kringle"? Everyone fell silent and it began to snow while bells were heard in the distance.1 -
Helltoupee7 wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez
Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.
You mean this won't happen for me
You mean I knitted these penguin sweaters for nothing??? Thats it, you can tell your extended family the wedding is off (for a day, after which we shall be completely made up and get the key to the city).
and little billy will be miraculously start speaking again after years of silence.
Only after the near disaster of falling through the ice and being rescued by the homeless man that everyone had avoided up to that point. Afterwards, a city wide celebration meal was held with the homeless fellow as the guest of honor and the best man.
Don’t forget about the stray dog that got rescued and had a litter of beautiful puppies under the tree on Christmas morning.
Good catch! The homeless man picked out a puppy. After the celebration I noticed he was missing. We looked everywhere for him, but he had vanished. The Mayor said "Are you looking for Mr. Kringle"? Everyone fell silent and it began to snow while bells were heard in the distance.
Except it was me hiding in the corner shaking the snow off my shoes and I happen to be wearing bells on my socks
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Helltoupee7 wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Helltoupee7 wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez
Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.
You mean this won't happen for me
You mean I knitted these penguin sweaters for nothing??? Thats it, you can tell your extended family the wedding is off (for a day, after which we shall be completely made up and get the key to the city).
and little billy will be miraculously start speaking again after years of silence.
Only after the near disaster of falling through the ice and being rescued by the homeless man that everyone had avoided up to that point. Afterwards, a city wide celebration meal was held with the homeless fellow as the guest of honor and the best man.
Don’t forget about the stray dog that got rescued and had a litter of beautiful puppies under the tree on Christmas morning.
Good catch! The homeless man picked out a puppy. After the celebration I noticed he was missing. We looked everywhere for him, but he had vanished. The Mayor said "Are you looking for Mr. Kringle"? Everyone fell silent and it began to snow while bells were heard in the distance.
That Kris Kringle is one sneaky dude. He loves cameos. And making everyone’s wishes come true!
And how he got those bows perfectly tied on all those little puppies is the true Christmas miracle.
And not one kid at the Christmas party was allergic to peanuts or gluten free!
If anyone has a contact at the Hallmark channel, I think we could write this movie.2 -
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Helltoupee7 wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Helltoupee7 wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Going to force myself to watch Hallmark channel Christmas movies in hopes of improving Christmas cheer. Im going to start with Holliday in Handcuffs starring Mellissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez
Yes, the Hallmark Christmas movies help you feel awful about your own life. Two strangers meet, fall in love, and within two days are completely involved with each others life, including extended friends and family. Sometimes the entire town.
You mean this won't happen for me
You mean I knitted these penguin sweaters for nothing??? Thats it, you can tell your extended family the wedding is off (for a day, after which we shall be completely made up and get the key to the city).
and little billy will be miraculously start speaking again after years of silence.
Only after the near disaster of falling through the ice and being rescued by the homeless man that everyone had avoided up to that point. Afterwards, a city wide celebration meal was held with the homeless fellow as the guest of honor and the best man.
Don’t forget about the stray dog that got rescued and had a litter of beautiful puppies under the tree on Christmas morning.
Good catch! The homeless man picked out a puppy. After the celebration I noticed he was missing. We looked everywhere for him, but he had vanished. The Mayor said "Are you looking for Mr. Kringle"? Everyone fell silent and it began to snow while bells were heard in the distance.
That Kris Kringle is one sneaky dude. He loves cameos. And making everyone’s wishes come true!
And how he got those bows perfectly tied on all those little puppies is the true Christmas miracle.
And not one kid at the Christmas party was allergic to peanuts or gluten free!
If anyone has a contact at the Hallmark channel, I think we could write this movie.
Of course everyone in town is gorgeous. Well there is the one overweight lady who really is cheerful.
You ALWAYS have to have a fat, funny friend. Its a law.
**Disclaimer: It is acceptable to substitute the fat, funny friend for an extremely ditsy friend0 -
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I vow to hop everywhere today to improve Christmas cheer
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I've decided to leave Santa a plate of bacon sammiches this year instead of cookies. Also a nice cold beer.
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »I've decided to leave Santa a plate of bacon sammiches this year instead of cookies. Also a nice cold beer.
You ma'am have mastered the spirit of Christmas1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »I've decided to leave Santa a plate of bacon sammiches this year instead of cookies. Also a nice cold beer.
Christmas spirit +80 -
nothingbundtpizza wrote: »I for one have dealt a blow to Christmas spirit today. I had to get a dig in for a coworker who was complaining. I could have let it go....but I didn’t.
I sentence you to make 267 cut out snowflakes to make up for this0 -
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I vow to smile at every stranger wishing them a merry f***ing Christmas and if they don't smile back im throwing candy canes at them0
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »I for one have dealt a blow to Christmas spirit today. I had to get a dig in for a coworker who was complaining. I could have let it go....but I didn’t.
I sentence you to make 267 cut out snowflakes to make up for this
Is it ok if they look like potatoes? Mine always end up looking weird like that.
Can you make them look like french fries? If so, Im in.0 -
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
Based on my approach...it increases the spirit the f bomb does not register on Santa's odometer0 -
Saw this van tonight, took a picture of it with a potato. Christmas Cheer +6
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Santa...winning0
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