Dear Anonymous,

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    A,

    Yeah, the interest and excitement will wear off. Promise.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Dear A,

    Seatbelts ...great invention
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Dear Anon,

    This should be interesting.

    Love me
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    Dearest Anonymoose,

    there was no need to send me flowers after last night, it was my honor to be of service to you and your special parts.

    Edgy
  • sandy_taylor13
    sandy_taylor13 Posts: 194 Member
    Dear An,
    You are beautiful the way you are, so stop it with the photoshopping.

    P.S. we can all tell you are photoshopping all your pictures.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    DA,

    Hhiiii :blush:

    Ssiigh
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Dear Anonymous,
    Why do you even entertain that bulIshiit?
    Smh
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Dear Anonymous(es),

    I feel like you dudes are having fun at my expense. I get it.

    Signed,
    Confidence Lost
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    edited January 2018
    Dear anonymous,
    Well, the cat is out of the bag. If I had 'really important info' that I guess you're wanting me to be privy to ?? .. Then contact me with your *real username. Not your "I'm a giant *kitten* name that I'm gonna hide behind." It's not impressive, awesome and certainly not brave.

    Signed,
    I got your number.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Well, the cat is out of the bag. If I had 'really important info' that I guess you're wanting me to be privy to ?? .. Then contact me with your *real username. Not your "I'm a giant *kitten* name that I'm gonna hide behind." It's not impressive, awesome and certainly not brave.

    Signed,
    I got your number.

    I am here for this
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Dear A
    I don’t know how I should feel

    Signed - Needs a Hint
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Well, the cat is out of the bag. If I had 'really important info' that I guess you're wanting me to be privy to ?? .. Then contact me with your *real username. Not your "I'm a giant *kitten* name that I'm gonna hide behind." It's not impressive, awesome and certainly not brave.

    Signed,
    I got your number.

    What the heck is happening

    Sounds like something catfishy
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    dear anonynonynon,

    here's your hint...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dear Anon
    I knew I'd like you. :)
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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Dear anonymous
    When my ladyparts tingle throughout the day, I know you are posting. Or perhaps it’s this vibrating chair. Either way.
    Me
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me
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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me

    Several but you’re included. Is it working?

    I did feel my ladyparts tingle earlier. I thought perhaps it was an earthquake.
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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me

    Several but you’re included. Is it working?

    I did feel my ladyparts tingle earlier. I thought perhaps it was an earthquake.

    That’s what my friends call me

    I wish my friends had a good nickname like that for me. My friends call me stinkvag.
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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me

    Several but you’re included. Is it working?

    I did feel my ladyparts tingle earlier. I thought perhaps it was an earthquake.

    That’s what my friends call me

    I wish my friends had a good nickname like that for me. My friends call me stinkvag.

    Sometimes they call me hot dumpster

    That’s good. I’ve always kind of liked when they call me tuna *kitten*.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    How many degrees should I chill out? I want to be better, I swear.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    How many degrees should I chill out? I want to be better, I swear.

    Just don't be creepy AF. Be plain old creepy and you're good.

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