Dear Anonymous,

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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    How many degrees should I chill out? I want to be better, I swear.

    Just don't be creepy AF. Be plain old creepy and you're good.

    On a scale from one to ten, how creepy is creepy af? Asking for a friend.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    Except this chick. Who is this man and why hasn't he PMed me?

    I tried :s
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Dear anonymous,
    Hey newbie, being balls deep doesn't make you badass, it makes you obvious.
    Signed,
    The thorn in your side.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    Except this chick. Who is this man and why hasn't he PMed me?

    I tried :s

    Yeah but I did all the talking and you were just coy and evading my sentimental grasping. But I still like you.

    I turn on text to talk and use both hands, leave me alone
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Dear anonymous,

    It’s my favorite thing when you post.

    Now no more breaks.

  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Dear Anon,

    I’m not done yet. I have ways of making you talk.

    Love me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    Dear Anon,

    I’m not done yet. I have ways of making you talk.

    Love me

    Altoids work like a charm.

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me

    Several but you’re included. Is it working?

    I did feel my ladyparts tingle earlier. I thought perhaps it was an earthquake.

    That’s what my friends call me

    I wish my friends had a good nickname like that for me. My friends call me stinkvag.

    Isn't that one of the characters off Vikings?
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Dear A,
    You scare me
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Dear A,
    You scare me

    Boo,

    Love Casper
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Dear A,
    You scare me

    This guy with a very fly pull out game told me that too.

    Chad? I miss chad
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Dear A,
    You scare me

    This guy with a very fly pull out game told me that too.

    Chad? I miss chad

    Oh man, I forgot about him

    He warned us how strong his pull out game was

    You’re surprised?
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Dear A,
    You scare me

    This guy with a very fly pull out game told me that too.

    Chad? I miss chad

    I do too.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I don't.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    DA,

    Vas is das

    Vasectomy is dasweetest?
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Dear A,
    It's good to see you havnt changed. Persistance is the name of the game
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Dear A

    I am who I am

    And what you are...

  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    Dear A,

    "I could understand where the girl is coming from. Ive been pretty wasted and fell in the toilet myself. Not a good feeling. Haha"

    Can I hear more about that story, please? Find yourself and PM me the deets.

    Always curious,
    Me
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Dear anon,

    I’ve started scouting locations in Stormhaven. I want to take you on a journey.

    The cartographer
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    Dear Shawnonymous,

    I would never have fun at your expense and I've never had anything but respect for you. Keep that mojo going, I'm glad it's coming back, along with your beard.

    An old friend.

    No worries man. So much sarcasm here, sometimes it's difficult not to get paranoid. S'all good.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Dear Anon#2,

    You very pleasantly surprised me this am. Now follow through, please & thank you.

    Love me
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    DA,

    I like to play with fire

    :kissing_heart:
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  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    Hey Anon,

    "At that point he nodded to me which led me to believe he was a polite and nice person and I thought to myself maybe we could start dating."

    Thanks for the story,
    Me
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