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  • beany90a
    beany90a Posts: 31 Member
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    Don't forget to squeeze the sun flower seeds as you pick them up brah
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
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    Oh, noes!!! What happens when I mix alkaline diet water with acidic ACV? All my PHs will be unactivated!!!
  • mitch16
    mitch16 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    katadx wrote: »
    it should be right next to the 'handfuls'

    I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.
  • Jancandoit7
    Jancandoit7 Posts: 356 Member
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    I found a unicorn! He told me that if I eat his sparkles all my day's calories would be completely negated! However, I'm really not sure how one would procure sparkles from a unicorn- anyone know? I'm sure if it was easy everyone would do it and this site would not even exist.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    kshama2001 wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.

    Fortunately for you, since you are a garden gnome, you just need to find a miniature unicorn, which is a lot easier.

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    Perfect!

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