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  • deannalfisher
    deannalfisher Posts: 5,600 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cougargirl1025 wrote: »
    I make toys for fuzzy, killer animals and watch them play. Then I train them to let me give them shots and cut their nails.

    Fuzzy killer animals are my favorite
    cougargirl1025 wrote: »
    I make toys for fuzzy, killer animals and watch them play. Then I train them to let me give them shots and cut their nails.

    any tricks for getting a very skittish large fuzzy killer animal to cut her nails? (she was a rescue and basically has a meltdown when we do them)
  • Jackibrazil
    Jackibrazil Posts: 124 Member
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    Telling people to go places and them saying no. Getting a headache then calling other people to tell them to go places and they say no some more. Someone says yes then they say no then they say yes.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    I do dangerous things for money. Unspeakable things.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,388 Member
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    I make guys take their shirts off and touch them till their scapula is perpendicular to the wall.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    Scream at people all across the globe to do there freakin job
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    I play with dirty green paper all day. And supervise a group of bratty millennials who also play with dirty green paper. Sometimes we get holidays off.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    I sleep until noon. Get up, get dressed, go out to eat, shop, come home, take a nap, go out for dinner. Watch tv until bedtime.
    Repeat daily.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    It's a tie between Necrotic Flesh Management or Zombie Apocalypse Prevention Specialist
  • madelaine_xo
    madelaine_xo Posts: 24 Member
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    I glue hair on peoples eyes and make their skin brown

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