Describe your job poorly

MonkeyMel21

Side_parted wrote: »

MonkeyMel21 wrote: »

I force injured people in to uncomfortable positions and then irradiate them while I watch through a tiny lead lined window.

I’m disappointed you don’t work with monkeys

Sometimes I feel like I do.

caco_ethes

I write number stories for the government about what people do with their money that are only loosely based in fact.

aeloine

I make engineers cringe when I walk into the room.

gabriellejayde

I write a lot of stuff about things I know very little about so that people smarter than me can invest other people's money.

notreallychris

I design things for things to go into other things.

2011rocket3touring

I create glorified stickers that go on containers that contain stuff to clean with.
...I also wonder where my life went wrong.

Timshel_

I work hard to make sure very smart people do not look stupid knowing less about technology and teaching than their students.

cee134

I dig holes and when I'm done digging a hole I fill it in again.

RunHardBeStrong

I command a gang of 10, making people see better is the main objective but I also get to accessorize people's faces and charge them lots of money to do so. Unfortunately, I also have to deal with a bit of drama from the stupid gang that shows up and clocks in daily.

Resistive

I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.

What am I?

aeloine

Resistive wrote: »

I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.

What am I?

Weatherman?

NewlifeinNW

Resistive wrote: »

I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.

What am I?

A cold baby?

deannalfisher

i spend time running around like a chicken with no head, putting mostly intelligble words on a page

JeromeBarry1

I roll puts on Friday.

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sw33tp3a1

I change poopy diapers

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Motorsheen

I sway opinions.

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Timshel_

I flirt and mingle online, working to lead on married and single women, building a false persona that I am a nice guy and not just interested in noodz and cybrz.

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aeloine

Side_parted wrote: »

I make breakfast for women

Specifically women?

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aeloine

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

aeloine wrote: »

I make engineers cringe when I walk into the room.

Sales?

Finance

bojack3

I make people sore....but happy....

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LittleHearseDriver

cee134 wrote: »

I dig holes and when I'm done digging a hole I fill it in again.

I have a thing for gravediggers.

cougargirl1025

I make toys for fuzzy, killer animals and watch them play. Then I train them to let me give them shots and cut their nails.

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