Describe your job poorly

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  • larryb0y
    larryb0y Posts: 1 Member
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    I make pretty pictures.... of manholes and parking lots.
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
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    I get inside minds
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    I secure things
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    I do stuff for old people.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    km8907 wrote: »
    I do stuff for old people.

    Go on....
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,394 Member
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    I force injured people in to uncomfortable positions and then irradiate them while I watch through a tiny lead lined window.
  • Lipsmahoney
    Lipsmahoney Posts: 512 Member
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    I play Where's Waldo with cancer and look for rogue swimmers post vasectomy.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Side_parted wrote: »
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    I force injured people in to uncomfortable positions and then irradiate them while I watch through a tiny lead lined window.

    I’m disappointed you don’t work with monkeys

    Sometimes I feel like I do.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    I write number stories for the government about what people do with their money that are only loosely based in fact.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
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    I make engineers cringe when I walk into the room.
  • gabriellejayde
    gabriellejayde Posts: 607 Member
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    I write a lot of stuff about things I know very little about so that people smarter than me can invest other people's money.
  • notreallychris
    notreallychris Posts: 501 Member
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    I design things for things to go into other things.
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
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    I create glorified stickers that go on containers that contain stuff to clean with.
    ...I also wonder where my life went wrong.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    I work hard to make sure very smart people do not look stupid knowing less about technology and teaching than their students.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I dig holes and when I'm done digging a hole I fill it in again.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    I command a gang of 10, making people see better is the main objective but I also get to accessorize people's faces and charge them lots of money to do so. Unfortunately, I also have to deal with a bit of drama from the stupid gang that shows up and clocks in daily.
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
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    I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.

    What am I?

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