Describe your job poorly
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I make pretty pictures.... of manholes and parking lots.0
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I get inside minds2
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I secure things0
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I do stuff for old people.1
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
Sometimes stuff for their butts.8 -
I force injured people in to uncomfortable positions and then irradiate them while I watch through a tiny lead lined window.1
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I play Where's Waldo with cancer and look for rogue swimmers post vasectomy.2
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Side_parted wrote: »MonkeyMel21 wrote: »I force injured people in to uncomfortable positions and then irradiate them while I watch through a tiny lead lined window.
I’m disappointed you don’t work with monkeys
Sometimes I feel like I do.1 -
I write number stories for the government about what people do with their money that are only loosely based in fact.3
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I make engineers cringe when I walk into the room.0
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I write a lot of stuff about things I know very little about so that people smarter than me can invest other people's money.0
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I design things for things to go into other things.0
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I create glorified stickers that go on containers that contain stuff to clean with.
...I also wonder where my life went wrong.1 -
I work hard to make sure very smart people do not look stupid knowing less about technology and teaching than their students.1
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I dig holes and when I'm done digging a hole I fill it in again.1
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I command a gang of 10, making people see better is the main objective but I also get to accessorize people's faces and charge them lots of money to do so. Unfortunately, I also have to deal with a bit of drama from the stupid gang that shows up and clocks in daily.1
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I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.
What am I?0
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