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Describe your job poorly

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  • Lipsmahoney
    Lipsmahoney Posts: 512 Member
    I play Where's Waldo with cancer and look for rogue swimmers post vasectomy.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    Side_parted wrote: »
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    I force injured people in to uncomfortable positions and then irradiate them while I watch through a tiny lead lined window.

    I’m disappointed you don’t work with monkeys

    Sometimes I feel like I do.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I write number stories for the government about what people do with their money that are only loosely based in fact.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    I make engineers cringe when I walk into the room.
  • gabriellejayde
    gabriellejayde Posts: 607 Member
    I write a lot of stuff about things I know very little about so that people smarter than me can invest other people's money.
  • notreallychris
    notreallychris Posts: 501 Member
    I design things for things to go into other things.
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
    I create glorified stickers that go on containers that contain stuff to clean with.
    ...I also wonder where my life went wrong.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I work hard to make sure very smart people do not look stupid knowing less about technology and teaching than their students.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I dig holes and when I'm done digging a hole I fill it in again.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I command a gang of 10, making people see better is the main objective but I also get to accessorize people's faces and charge them lots of money to do so. Unfortunately, I also have to deal with a bit of drama from the stupid gang that shows up and clocks in daily.
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
    I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.

    What am I?
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    Resistive wrote: »
    I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.

    What am I?

    Weatherman?
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Resistive wrote: »
    I suck on my thumb, hold it up and try and guess which way the wind blows.

    What am I?

    A cold baby?
  • deannalfisher
    deannalfisher Posts: 5,600 Member
    edited December 2017
    i spend time running around like a chicken with no head, putting mostly intelligble words on a page
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    I roll puts on Friday.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I change poopy diapers
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I sway opinions.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I flirt and mingle online, working to lead on married and single women, building a false persona that I am a nice guy and not just interested in noodz and cybrz.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    Side_parted wrote: »
    I make breakfast for women

    Specifically women?
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    I make engineers cringe when I walk into the room.

    Sales? :tongue:

    Finance

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