Would you marry you?

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Yes...because I'm a *kitten*.

    Wait, I didn't think *kitten* wanted to get married? Maybe you'd just be your own friend with benefits.

    Clarification...gentleman in public, *kitten* in the bedroom. (hurry pull my hair):flowerforyou:
  • SteelySunshine
    SteelySunshine Posts: 1,092 Member
    I don't even see how I could start dating me. Unless it was a blind date sort of thing. Neither one of us would ask the other out.
  • dsalveson
    dsalveson Posts: 306 Member
    In a heartbeat. Currently looking for the male version of myself :flowerforyou:
  • scnurse38
    scnurse38 Posts: 61 Member
    Yes!! I keep myself up, I'm the best mom, and a decent wife~~ so why not!
  • SEEotU
    SEEotU Posts: 32 Member
    No. I'm short-tempered, high-maintenance, critical and selfish. I would end up divorcing myself (if both selves survived...).
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Hmmmmm that's a tough one. I am a huge handful but I'm a hell of a good time.

    I know my husband would marry himself. He's next to perfect. It's sickening really. :tongue:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Flocking he!! no...

    1. I am an a$$hat

    2. It would mean after a hard days work , I would have to come home to some overweight, balding, denture wearing dude sitting at the computer in his stained tighty whiteys drooling on the keyboard.. ya right let that image stay in your mind for awhile.

    3. The sex would sux cause I do not roll that way. It gives new meaning to the phrase 'go f... yourself'!

    Thank you but no thank you very much.
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
    Yes...because I'm a *kitten*.

    Wait, I didn't think *kitten* wanted to get married? Maybe you'd just be your own friend with benefits.

    Clarification...gentleman in public, *kitten* in the bedroom. (hurry pull my hair):flowerforyou:

    HaHa. Well since you would marry yourself, you can start pulling your own hair!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Nope! Not even sure why my husband married me!
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    Only if I made more money and farted less.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Are you kidding me? I play waaaaaay too hard to get.

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  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    I'd totally marry me! I'm one amazing (and not-so-humble) woman! :)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Yes...because I'm a *kitten*.

    Wait, I didn't think *kitten* wanted to get married? Maybe you'd just be your own friend with benefits.

    Clarification...gentleman in public, *kitten* in the bedroom. (hurry pull my hair):flowerforyou:

    HaHa. Well since you would marry yourself, you can start pulling your own hair!

    Great answer....now I need to think of a "safe word"
  • blondageh
    blondageh Posts: 923 Member
    Yes, in a heartbeat. I am a good woman.
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Nope. I'm neurotic, stubborn, and often unpredictable. My husband is a saint.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    No. I think I'm a good wife for my husband, but he's what I need in a mate. We compliment each other well.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    I would have an open relationship with myself.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    That would be a negative ghostrider!
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    I still have a lot of work to do on myself. No, I would not marry myself.
  • susannamarie
    susannamarie Posts: 2,148 Member
    Hell no, I drive me nuts.
  • Scott46617
    Scott46617 Posts: 23
    I definitely would not. Seriously, why buy the cow when the milk is free?
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  • wannabpiper
    wannabpiper Posts: 402 Member
    Most definitely - but not when I was younger. It's taken me a lot of years to learn to love myself, and I'm a much better partner now because of that. Of course, he's finally grown up, too, so we're a match made in heaven.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Of course not.

    I like women.
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
    Yes...because I'm a *kitten*.

    Wait, I didn't think *kitten* wanted to get married? Maybe you'd just be your own friend with benefits.

    Clarification...gentleman in public, *kitten* in the bedroom. (hurry pull my hair):flowerforyou:

    HaHa. Well since you would marry yourself, you can start pulling your own hair!

    Great answer....now I need to think of a "safe word"

    And figure out how you're going to tie yourself up. Marrying yourself sounds too complicated.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Yes...because I'm a *kitten*.

    Wait, I didn't think *kitten* wanted to get married? Maybe you'd just be your own friend with benefits.

    Clarification...gentleman in public, *kitten* in the bedroom. (hurry pull my hair):flowerforyou:

    HaHa. Well since you would marry yourself, you can start pulling your own hair!

    Great answer....now I need to think of a "safe word"

    And figure out how you're going to tie yourself up. Marrying yourself sounds too complicated.

    I'm not a very smart *kitten*:bigsmile:
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    Nope. Nu-uh. Not gonna do it.......... but I would have awsome sex with me...... wait. I already do..........
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I married myself about 6 months ago. It's going well.

    (In all seriousness, if I were a dude, I'd totally marry me. I'm awesome.)
  • c_tap77
    c_tap77 Posts: 189 Member
    Hahahahahaha....no. My husband is amazing :wink: I don't think he would marry himself either. That's why he has me :bigsmile:
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    I would never marry myself, i've much higher standards than that!!

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