How am I supposed to get all the good diet advice?
HellYeahItsKriss
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How am I supposed to learn if all the boards keep disappearing before I get all the information??
I'm so upset I really need a hug now and also to make it up to me you all can give me your "best" diet advice okay?
I'm so upset I really need a hug now and also to make it up to me you all can give me your "best" diet advice okay?
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ACV!4
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Do you need a diet coach? I can find you one for only a few easy instalments and a sample of your bone marrow.
For... science.7 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
Yes. You're going to detox everything that way.3 -
How about some bad advice and a hug?4
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Do you need a diet coach? I can find you one for only a few easy instalments and a sample of your bone marrow.
For... science.
I do! I want one that will tell me specific foods to eat, mostly all foods I don't like tho. How many installments and how much?0 -
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Whole avocadoes. With skin AND pits.7
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HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
Fat makes you fat and you have to stop that snacking at night.
eta: and by all means I am mind reader too, I never need any stats about you in order to form a conclusion, so don't provide them okay? lol4 -
Oh no
I've been throwing away the lean parts of the meat and eating the fat at midnight. No wonder I still have fat elbows3 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »Oh no
I've been throwing away the lean parts of the meat and eating the fat at midnight. No wonder I still have fat elbows
I think you are broken. That's not where it supposed to go.1 -
That's what people keep saying.. I had to buy a bra for my arms to keep my elbows perky5
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Have you seen a medical professional to see if you can transfer that fat somewhere else?0
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Yeah they said the only other places would be my ear lobes or my pinky toes. Which do you think would be best?1
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eat a container of coconut oil.1
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Honestly your earlobes is where it was supposed to go. Brazears are a thing ya know1
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Lol @ brazears
Okay I will definitely ask them to move the fat from my elbows to my earlobes.
Then I'll be able to add that to my dating profile..
"Hey guys, single, fun and have the fattest ear lobes in halifax"3 -
edit: I changed my mind.2
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What do you recommend from their menu?
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Many many years ago on the boards a friend of mine advised eating tinned salmon without the salmon if that helps.
Ahhhh those were the days.
My advice is to order some pregnant yack urine and mix it with your ACV this will flush all the toxins out of your body via your elbows taking the fat cells with it. You will need some Tenna Lady pads to put in your elbow bra though to soak up the toxins.
Good luck
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manderson27 wrote: »Many many years ago on the boards a friend of mine advised eating tinned salmon without the salmon if that helps.
Ahhhh those were the days.
My advice is to order some pregnant yack urine and mix it with your ACV this will flush all the toxins out of your body via your elbows taking the fat cells with it. You will need some Tenna Lady pads to put in your elbow bra though to soak up the toxins.
Good luck
So.. just lick the juice and eat the can?3 -
Don't sell yourself short... hottest and fattest ear lobes in halifax
We will design you some sexxxxxy brazears to showcase on your profile pic.2 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »manderson27 wrote: »Many many years ago on the boards a friend of mine advised eating tinned salmon without the salmon if that helps.
Ahhhh those were the days.
My advice is to order some pregnant yack urine and mix it with your ACV this will flush all the toxins out of your body via your elbows taking the fat cells with it. You will need some Tenna Lady pads to put in your elbow bra though to soak up the toxins.
Good luck
So.. just lick the juice and eat the can?
You are a fast learner. You will go far young Jedi.0 -
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manderson27 wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »manderson27 wrote: »Many many years ago on the boards a friend of mine advised eating tinned salmon without the salmon if that helps.
Ahhhh those were the days.
My advice is to order some pregnant yack urine and mix it with your ACV this will flush all the toxins out of your body via your elbows taking the fat cells with it. You will need some Tenna Lady pads to put in your elbow bra though to soak up the toxins.
Good luck
So.. just lick the juice and eat the can?
You are a fast learner. You will go far young Jedi.
It's odd you said that while the star wars family guy is playing on tv right now..
You have camera in my place don't you0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »manderson27 wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »manderson27 wrote: »Many many years ago on the boards a friend of mine advised eating tinned salmon without the salmon if that helps.
Ahhhh those were the days.
My advice is to order some pregnant yack urine and mix it with your ACV this will flush all the toxins out of your body via your elbows taking the fat cells with it. You will need some Tenna Lady pads to put in your elbow bra though to soak up the toxins.
Good luck
So.. just lick the juice and eat the can?
You are a fast learner. You will go far young Jedi.
It's odd you said that while the star wars family guy is playing on tv right now..
You have camera in my place don't you
I have cameras....everywhere.
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