How am I supposed to get all the good diet advice?

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HellYeahItsKriss
HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
edited January 2018 in Chit-Chat
How am I supposed to learn if all the boards keep disappearing before I get all the information??

I'm so upset I really need a hug now and also to make it up to me you all can give me your "best" diet advice okay? :wink:
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  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    ACV!
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    malibu927 wrote: »
    ACV!

    Should I just drink it straight from the bottle?
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    ACV!

    Should I just drink it straight from the bottle?

    Yes. You're going to detox everything that way.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    How about some bad advice and a hug?
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you need a diet coach? I can find you one for only a few easy instalments and a sample of your bone marrow.

    For... science.

    I do! I want one that will tell me specific foods to eat, mostly all foods I don't like tho. How many installments and how much?
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    malibu927 wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    ACV!

    Should I just drink it straight from the bottle?

    Yes. You're going to detox everything that way.

    Good. Cause I heard that there is pounds of toxic sludge inside me.. I need it out ASAP
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    How about some bad advice and a hug?

    I will take it! What is your advice?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2018
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    How about some bad advice and a hug?

    I will take it! What is your advice?

    Fat makes you fat and you have to stop that snacking at night.

    eta: and by all means I am mind reader too, I never need any stats about you in order to form a conclusion, so don't provide them okay? lol
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    Oh no :(

    I've been throwing away the lean parts of the meat and eating the fat at midnight. No wonder I still have fat elbows
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    Oh no :(

    I've been throwing away the lean parts of the meat and eating the fat at midnight. No wonder I still have fat elbows

    I think you are broken. That's not where it supposed to go.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Have you seen a medical professional to see if you can transfer that fat somewhere else?
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    Yeah they said the only other places would be my ear lobes or my pinky toes. Which do you think would be best?
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,627 Member
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    eat a container of coconut oil.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Honestly your earlobes is where it was supposed to go. Brazears are a thing ya know
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Lol @ brazears

    Okay I will definitely ask them to move the fat from my elbows to my earlobes.

    Then I'll be able to add that to my dating profile..

    "Hey guys, single, fun and have the fattest ear lobes in halifax"
  • davidylin
    davidylin Posts: 228 Member
    edited January 2018
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    edit: I changed my mind.

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