First World Problems

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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
    Being able to reject and miss food based on your low carb, keto, whole 30, low fat, points system, IF, south beach, week long cleanse, detoxification, paleo, or whatever philosophy of eating
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    Going on day 3 of being without electricity. My generator only powers 2 of the 3 floors of my house.....
  • carm911
    carm911 Posts: 63 Member
    I needed that gym membership which costs 50 dollars a month but I never seem to find the time to use it.
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    When the $20s I get from the ATM are brand new.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    My dishwasher didn't get the dishes completely dry. Now I have to dab them with a towel before I put them away.

    Guess I'll use my other dishwasher for the next load.
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  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    My dishwasher didn't get the dishes completely dry. Now I have to dab them with a towel before I put them away.

    Guess I'll use my other dishwasher for the next load.

    I know! I hate when my dishwasher doesn't do a proper job. I think I'm going to have to let him go.
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    My new script isn’t rendering the dream like sedative state it promised

    These work great!
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  • jefamer2017
    jefamer2017 Posts: 416 Member
    My Bluetooth connection in my car makes the call sound fuzzy.
  • jefamer2017
    jefamer2017 Posts: 416 Member
    I have so many clothes and they don't wash themselves and put themselves away

    I have a plan for those dirty undergarments

    I have literally been out of clean clothes and decided to buy new ones because I didn't have time for laundry. It was quicker to buy a new blouse and jeans.
  • JetJaguar
    JetJaguar Posts: 801 Member
    A feature I liked in my favorite computer game got nerfed.
  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,572 Member
    My wireless headphones are not charged.
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  • DreamAmalfi
    DreamAmalfi Posts: 211 Member
    Sometimes my Bluetooth won't immediately answer when I say "answer." Annoying.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    This dental floss if just too damn thick, and not slippery enough.

    Trade? Mine is too slippery and not thick enough
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    This dental floss if just too damn thick, and not slippery enough.

    Trade? Mine is too slippery and not thick enough

    I feel like this is us:
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    If you understand that you must be at least ALMOST as old as I am.

    I don’t. And if I do, I won’t admit it :smirk:
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    This dental floss if just too damn thick, and not slippery enough.

    Trade? Mine is too slippery and not thick enough

    I feel like this is us:
    t6ris40c7dw4.jpg

    If you understand that you must be at least ALMOST as old as I am.

    You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

    Some people have body doubles. I have a brain stand-in. Thanks B, you make both of us look good
  • DreamAmalfi
    DreamAmalfi Posts: 211 Member
    Chocolate hazelnut mmmmm
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    The AC is cranked way up today and I am freaking freezing. In pants and a sweater.
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    The lead broke on my free view recorder box. It is like I'm stuck in the stone ages
  • hoofman04
    hoofman04 Posts: 69 Member
    I had to change the oil in my riding lawn mower..its a pain in the *kitten*