You are a movie star!

gardengnomemanifesto

If you were starring in a movie, what would it be about? Who would be your co-stars and what parts would they play? Give us a quick run down and let’s not go xxx here. Geez

gardengnomemanifesto

@csbnga and I would star in a car driving thriller in which neither of us had our morning coffee before the bad guys dared talked to us in a pleasant manner.

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@RunHardBeStrong would play my love interest and we’d bake muffins in a bakery while telling dirty jokes to the customers. @cee134 would order a gluten free muffin and then the odd love triangle would evolve in which he made us muffins and told us clean jokes and we wrestled over him in flour.

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gardengnomemanifesto

I am an old lady hanging out my sheets to dry. It starts raining and I see a downtrodden young man ( @CaptainFantastic00 ) passing by. I loan him a sheet so he can have shelter from the rain. Unbeknownst to me, a giant pair of my underpants are stuck to the sheet. He gladly takes the sheet and has an epiphany....he needs a cape. Using my sheet he fashions said cape. He decides to wear my underpants as an homage to me as he fights crime and seduces older women.

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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

I would play the victim in a slasher film in which the clique is trying to kill me.

I will costar. I’ll play the dog which gets the new sweater.

CaptainFantastic00

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

I am an old lady hanging out my sheets to dry. It starts raining and I see a downtrodden young man ( @CaptainFantastic00 ) passing by. I loan him a sheet so he can have shelter from the rain. Unbeknownst to me, a giant pair of my underpants are stuck to the sheet. He gladly takes the sheet and has an epiphany....he needs a cape. Using my sheet he fashions said cape. He decides to wear my underpants as an homage to me as he fights crime and seduces older women.

That would be a biopic of my real life

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gardengnomemanifesto

I can’t wait for the thrilling sensational blockbuster soon to release about the Keto tribe facing the CICO tribe in a death match on Mars.

RunHardBeStrong

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

@RunHardBeStrong would play my love interest and we’d bake muffins in a bakery while telling dirty jokes to the customers. @cee134 would order a gluten free muffin and then the odd love triangle would evolve in which he made us muffins and told us clean jokes and we wrestled over him in flour.

This sounds like my kind of movie! I can do all those things with finesse!

eccomi_qui

Have you ever seen the graduate?

RunHardBeStrong

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Have you ever seen the graduate?

I think it was written about my slutty mother.

gardengnomemanifesto

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Have you ever seen the graduate?

There was NO cape in the graduate.

NewlifeinNW

I'd be in a zombie thriller set in Texas. I was driving a tour bus with @lstrat115 @caco_ethes @gardengnomemanifesto @SabotageinStilettos @cee134 @LittleHearseDriver and @motorsheen as passengers. We broke down there while going to see the butterfly migration to Mexico. The apocalypse occurs and now we are surrounded by thousands of Texan zombies. We work our way out of tough situations using only bananas, coconut oil and our synched fitbits.

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csbnga wrote: »

I'd be in a zombie thriller set in Texas. I was driving a tour bus with @lstrat115 @caco_ethes @gardengnomemanifesto @SabotageinStilettos @cee134 @LittleHearseDriver and @motorsheen as passengers. We broke down there while going to see the butterfly migration to Mexico. The apocalypse occurs and now we are surrounded by thousands of Texan zombies. We work our way out of tough situations using only bananas, coconut oil and our synched fitbits.

Egg-celent

gardengnomemanifesto

@leut_underpants and captain underpants star in an exciting thriller based off the Highlander Flicks. There can be only one.

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@lstrat115 stars in a romantic comedy with @WorkerDrone83 in which they often play games like “hide the banana” and “which body part won’t the coconut oil reach” while at work.

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NewlifeinNW

All the Canadian mfpers and all the Texan mfpers switch places. It'll be a reality show life swap. Texans will eat only poutine shovel snow and Canadians won't be allowed to apologize and have to say howdy a lot. Hilarity will ensue.

gardengnomemanifesto

The vegans and the paleos face off in the ultimate showdown taking place in a dangerous gang ridden inner city Walmart. They must work together to find a way out...alive.

caco_ethes

csbnga wrote: »

I'd be in a zombie thriller set in Texas. I was driving a tour bus with @lstrat115 @caco_ethes @gardengnomemanifesto @SabotageinStilettos @cee134 @LittleHearseDriver and @motorsheen as passengers. We broke down there while going to see the butterfly migration to Mexico. The apocalypse occurs and now we are surrounded by thousands of Texan zombies. We work our way out of tough situations using only bananas, coconut oil and our synched fitbits.

This is so unrealistic.

I would never watch a stupid butterfly migration on purpose

gardengnomemanifesto

leut_underpants wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

@leut_underpants and captain underpants star in an exciting thriller based off the Highlander Flicks. There can be only one.

That will NEVER happen. No amount of money can get me to shoot a movie with my sellout lush of an ingrate brother. Even if it means his end.

Too late. I’m your romantic interest and we are filming in your garage. I forged your name on the contract.

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caco_ethes wrote: »

csbnga wrote: »

I'd be in a zombie thriller set in Texas. I was driving a tour bus with @lstrat115 @caco_ethes @gardengnomemanifesto @SabotageinStilettos @cee134 @LittleHearseDriver and @motorsheen as passengers. We broke down there while going to see the butterfly migration to Mexico. The apocalypse occurs and now we are surrounded by thousands of Texan zombies. We work our way out of tough situations using only bananas, coconut oil and our synched fitbits.

This is so unrealistic.

I would never watch a stupid butterfly migration on purpose

When a banana goes missing I’m looking at you first.

gardengnomemanifesto

leut_underpants wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

leut_underpants wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

@leut_underpants and captain underpants star in an exciting thriller based off the Highlander Flicks. There can be only one.

That will NEVER happen. No amount of money can get me to shoot a movie with my sellout lush of an ingrate brother. Even if it means his end.

Too late. I’m your romantic interest and we are filming in your garage. I forged your name on the contract.

Fine. You should know that my love interest will probably only get flowers :flowerforyou: instead of vitamin rich sunshine. :bigsmile: I further demand a stand in play my brother (preferrably @LittleHearseDriver and @MeeseeksAndDestroy tag teaming the role in underpants), and that his estate have no claim to the proceeds.

If my demands are unmet, next movie is about hard time for forgery.

Fine but they better be big flowers.

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Clever_User_Name wrote: »

I would not be allowed to get butthurt or slow down the bus below 55mph. It's called Needy Speed.

I’ll be passenger number three, holding a baby. I don’t know whose baby it is, just that it isn’t mine and someone said “here, hold this baby”.

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NewlifeinNW

IN A WORLD where crime runs rampant, @eccomi_qui and @UrBaconMeCr8zy team up to solve the toughest grocery store meat theft crimes.

eccomi_qui

@csbnga wrote: »

IN A WORLD where crime runs rampant, @eccomi_qui and @UrBaconMeCr8zy team up to solve the toughest grocery store meat theft crimes.

Bacon Boy and his Sausage Sidekick?

eccomi_qui

OK stay with me:

White Chicks

but it's @_seahorses5ever and @MeeseeksAndDestroy

and they're actually sisters