You are a movie star!

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    @gardengnomemanifesto and @caco_ethes star in this wild erotic thriller about two women on the prowl for italian sausage pizza makers.

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  • This is my new favourite thread. I would watch all of these movies. (Assuming they're short films)
    This is my new favourite thread. I would watch all of these movies. (Assuming they're short films)

    mine are all EPIC BLOCKBUSTERS. However, I shall start to consider some animated shorts.
  • @_seahorses5ever is searching for her eternal love, yet not having much luck with one crazy blind date after another. She is about to give up hope when in walks a tall dark and handsome stranger, @Caporegiem. Although he's soaking wet, on a sunny day, she is instantly swept off her feet. As their relationship unfolds, she begins to wonder why his shoes and socks are always wet. Could it be that he is God of the Sea? Maybe fantacy can come true.....

    Hahaha! Or maybe he has bladder woes. @Caporegiem how tall are you? ...for sake of fanta sea

    tune in to find out!
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Gladiator starring Chad, whose pullout game is so strong he was able to pull out of being a slave.

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  • The world is suddenly invaded by tall gorgeous alien men, who all look similar to Jason Mamoa. The men are in need of Earth Women and do their best to seduce them with cheese and nachos. But, the gorgeous alien men have a dark secret, one that could endanger all of mankind as we know it. @Avocado_AS5 discovers the truth and single handedly saves the entire Earth, and she don't even give AF.
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  • World War Gnome: Gillexus5

    In a world where a drug called Gillexus5 has caused the world's population to commit crimes they'd never dream of in their sleep, officials decide to create AI gnomes with capabilities to record and tranquilize anyone out past 10pm...but the AI gnomes default to their inbuilt "War mode" and begin killing anyone in sight. @UrBaconMeCr8zy and @WorkerDrone83 are the only one's who can save us. Will theu discover the gnomes weakness before it's too late??

    World War Gnome: Gillexus5 THE SEQUEL

    After being assimilated to mutant gnomes, @UrBaconMeCr8zy and @WorkerDrone83 are on a violent silly string spree and must be stopped. @OutOfUserName and @LiftingRiot are the only two brave enough to take on the mutant gnome community and save us all. "We came here to knit sweaters for cats and kick mutant gnome butt, and we're all outta yarn".
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    The Lord of the Things

    @CaptainFantastic00 is entrusted the special thing that the big evil site user needs to gain ultimate power. He is guided by Mandalf @TeacupsAndToning on his journey to destroy the thing in Mount Fitbit, located in Texas. The fellowship of the thing (Airhorn, Gymli, Legdayolas) and the other hobbits. He does end up falling in love with his companion Samwise also played by @captainfantastic00 in what will be the worlds first cgi same actor sex scene.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    The Lord of the Things

    @CaptainFantastic00 is entrusted the special thing that the big evil site user needs to gain ultimate power. He is guided by Mandalf @TeacupsAndToning on his journey to destroy the thing in Mount Fitbit, located in Texas. The fellowship of the thing (Airhorn, Gymli, Legdayolas) and the other hobbits. He does end up falling in love with his companion Samwise also played by @captainfantastic00 in what will be the worlds first cgi same actor sex scene.

    I watch this movie and become very jealous.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Curb Your Enthusiasm the movie but it’s just @TeacupsAndToning copying Larry David expressions and yelling out “did someone gif that for me?!” after each one
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    With a single minded purpose she began to create. Day after day, secluded in her workshop it grew and took shape. @CanesGalactica worked feverishly until her crochet golem was complete. Using her arcane knowledge she brought her creation to life and infused it with the need for justice. By happenstance she met a young French Canadian at the coffee shop (played by @i_squat_for_pizza ). During their conversation she learned of the young woman's hated of owl pooping jokes and decided to help rid the world of this horror. Together they cleaned up the perverted, mean streets of Canada using the golem (played by @kinetixtrainer2 )
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Tired of boring suburban life, @RunHardBeStrong and @gardengnomemanifesto move to the big city to pursue all their dreams at once. In a stunning spectacle of art fused with pop culture they start their own studio and recruit the best talent for their dance/pose/rap off battles. Cool as ice DJ @Vikka_V keeps the crowd hyped. International jewel thief @TeacupsAndToning pick pockets the crowd and they all split the profits. Its just another crazy night in the big city.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Tired of boring suburban life, @RunHardBeStrong and @gardengnomemanifesto move to the big city to pursue all their dreams at once. In a stunning spectacle of art fused with pop culture they start their own studio and recruit the best talent for their dance/pose/rap off battles. Cool as ice DJ @Vikka_V keeps the crowd hyped. International jewel thief @TeacupsAndToning pick pockets the crowd and they all split the profits. Its just another crazy night in the big city.

    I'd so watch this! <3
  • eccomi_qui wrote: »
    "The Hills have Eyes" starring @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

    Is this in reference to my hills or my eyes?
  • @Vikka_V, @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore, @poetic_cell and @_seahorses5ever star in-

    The sleepover

    4 women, one bed, 8 bottles of wine and a phone call they'll never forget... Join us on a journey with lots of dramatic music and dun dun dun moments to discover how the sleepover was the last thing they ever did...

    <3<3<3
    Why are there only 8 bottles of wine though??
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    "The Hills have Eyes" starring @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

    Is this in reference to my hills or my eyes?

    If I said both would you hold it against me?
  • eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    "The Hills have Eyes" starring @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

    Is this in reference to my hills or my eyes?

    If I said both would you hold it against me?

    Nah you're safe.
    PS
    The new profile pic is SURE to handle that V card for you!!
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    "The Hills have Eyes" starring @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

    Is this in reference to my hills or my eyes?

    If I said both would you hold it against me?

    Cancel that. This is the movie industry. It starts with me correcting my behaviour.

    No more flirty comments.
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    With a single minded purpose she began to create. Day after day, secluded in her workshop it grew and took shape. @CanesGalactica worked feverishly until her crochet golem was complete. Using her arcane knowledge she brought her creation to life and infused it with the need for justice. By happenstance she met a young French Canadian at the coffee shop (played by @i_squat_for_pizza ). During their conversation she learned of the young woman's hated of owl pooping jokes and decided to help rid the world of this horror. Together they cleaned up the perverted, mean streets of Canada using the golem (played by @kinetixtrainer2 )

    Sweet! Sad thing is, if I had the ability, this is totally something I would do. Get out of my head!!!
  • eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    "The Hills have Eyes" starring @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

    Is this in reference to my hills or my eyes?

    If I said both would you hold it against me?

    Cancel that. This is the movie industry. It starts with me correcting my behaviour.

    No more flirty comments.

    How 2018 of you.
  • @Vikka_V, @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore, @poetic_cell and @_seahorses5ever star in-

    The sleepover

    4 women, one bed, 8 bottles of wine and a phone call they'll never forget... Join us on a journey with lots of dramatic music and dun dun dun moments to discover how the sleepover was the last thing they ever did...

    <3<3<3
    Why are there only 8 bottles of wine though??

    We spent the rest of our money on costumes

    The plot thickens....
    Whens production begin?? My schedule is free for the next couple months since my date last night did NOT turn out to be my Jasiek.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    @Vikka_V, @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore, @poetic_cell and @_seahorses5ever star in-

    The sleepover

    4 women, one bed, 8 bottles of wine and a phone call they'll never forget... Join us on a journey with lots of dramatic music and dun dun dun moments to discover how the sleepover was the last thing they ever did...

    <3<3<3
    Why are there only 8 bottles of wine though??

    We spent the rest of our money on costumes

    The plot thickens....
    Whens production begin?? My schedule is free for the next couple months since my date last night did NOT turn out to be my Jasiek.

    This is the cruelest insult anyone has ever hurled my way
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  • @Vikka_V, @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore, @poetic_cell and @_seahorses5ever star in-

    The sleepover

    4 women, one bed, 8 bottles of wine and a phone call they'll never forget... Join us on a journey with lots of dramatic music and dun dun dun moments to discover how the sleepover was the last thing they ever did...

    <3<3<3
    Why are there only 8 bottles of wine though??

    We spent the rest of our money on costumes

    The plot thickens....
    Whens production begin?? My schedule is free for the next couple months since my date last night did NOT turn out to be my Jasiek.

    I can pencil you in a Jasiek in the movie, but I've got to warn you, it doesn't end well.

    Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never had everything paid for you at all?

    I'm going to reflect on this question throughout my day.
    But no, no Jasiek in the movie. He will ruin the ambience.
  • eccomi_qui wrote: »
    @Vikka_V, @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore, @poetic_cell and @_seahorses5ever star in-

    The sleepover

    4 women, one bed, 8 bottles of wine and a phone call they'll never forget... Join us on a journey with lots of dramatic music and dun dun dun moments to discover how the sleepover was the last thing they ever did...

    <3<3<3
    Why are there only 8 bottles of wine though??

    We spent the rest of our money on costumes

    The plot thickens....
    Whens production begin?? My schedule is free for the next couple months since my date last night did NOT turn out to be my Jasiek.

    This is the cruelest insult anyone has ever hurled my way

    I'm sorry. I'm a snob. I don't care how much facial hair you have, I need a man with a torso. What else will shield me in the event of a fire or burglar attack on our post-coital snuggles??
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    The creative part of my brain is broken right now, so I'm hoping someone out there has it in them to write a short film about me and my sad little life :D
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    @Vikka_V, @Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore, @poetic_cell and @_seahorses5ever star in-

    The sleepover

    4 women, one bed, 8 bottles of wine and a phone call they'll never forget... Join us on a journey with lots of dramatic music and dun dun dun moments to discover how the sleepover was the last thing they ever did...

    <3<3<3
    Why are there only 8 bottles of wine though??

    We spent the rest of our money on costumes

    The plot thickens....
    Whens production begin?? My schedule is free for the next couple months since my date last night did NOT turn out to be my Jasiek.

    This is the cruelest insult anyone has ever hurled my way

    I'm sorry. I'm a snob. I don't care how much facial hair you have, I need a man with a torso. What else will shield me in the event of a fire or burglar attack on our post-coital snuggles??

    I’m wounded.

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    The creative part of my brain is broken right now, so I'm hoping someone out there has it in them to write a short film about me and my sad little life :D

    Castaway starring @Find_Me_Again and you name your volleyball a Man’s name that starts with a C
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