The awesomest thing your kid has ever said...
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Van Halen - Panama came on the radio the other day. He pipes up, "Oh yeah! Van Halen! Oh yeah, people!"
He's only 6. Rock on.
Just wanted to comment you on parenting done right :drinker:
Rock on..........0 -
My 8 year old daughter and I were listening to the radio on the way to school the other day. An advertisement came on for a local college and how you could earn your bachelor's degree. My daughter asked: "do ladies earn a bachelorette's degree?" Guess I never thought of it that way... :-)0
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" my 3 year old princess "daddy I love you, your the best daddy ever"0
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My son who was 5 at the time stopped a young lady in the mall to ask her "Why are you so pretty?"0
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If we could only turn back the hands of time.. smh
My eldest (19 now), one Christmas while I was on deployment my wife asked her what she thought daddy wanted for Christmas (she was four at the time) and she proudly said "Sasha daddy wants Sasha"... Still brightens my heart to this day.0 -
Not my kid, but my niece once told me, " Musk, why do the lights turn off each time I blink? "0
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The other day, I threw the football back to the kids in the street when it was kicked my way. One of my son's friend commented that I know how to throw a football. My son (15) said, "who do you think taught me to throw? It was my mom."
Stupid but since he is 15, I was kinda proud he admitted it.
LoL - Guys are all over this one (his friends) - Like, no wonder you throw like a girl.. ha ha ha0 -
My child was a freakishly early talker with an enormous vocabulary.
When he was three, I was teasing him about something and he said, "Mom, you're really irritating me right now."
I replied, "I'm supposed to, I'm your mother."
He cocked his head to one side, stared at me for a moment, and said, "No, that's just a misconception."
Did I mention that he was only THREE?!?!
EPIC!
when my oldest was 3, I asked him a question about dinosaurs... his reply "Well, I have a hypothesis......."
My daughter will be three on Monday, last week she told her grandmother, 'no, throw it away, its a dispensable part'. Out of the blue two minutes later she says, 'i have principles'. I don't know where she picks this stuff up!0 -
Hmmm, I guess there's a few from my 5 yr. old.
Sweet: "You're the bestest daddy in the whole world!" - get's me every time
Embarrassing: "Daddy she has big elbows... she's like Ursula" - said loud while on line in a RiteAid
Just Kick *kitten*:
Me - "So you were stalking your friend?"
Her - "No I wasn't, I was just following her... she didn't see me and I didn't tell her"0 -
" MOM EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE REALLY OLD, YOUR STILL CUTE"
FROM MY 4 YEAR OLD DIVA DAUGHTER0 -
I have four kids so there are many to choose from. Here are a couple of recent ones.
I mentioned that I needed to get some shampoo and my 13 year old son asked if we "could get some manly smelling shampoo? I'm tired if smelling like a fruit salad!" He now has some manly shampoo and us girls will keep our "fruit salad" shampoo.
Yesterday I signed onto facebook to see the same 13 year old's status: "The wind must be fragile today because I keep breaking it." I blame his father, lol.
Having your nine year old pray and say, "Thank you God for my Mommy and Daddy who both work so hard to protect us and take good care of us and provide for us and thank you for my brother and sisters." is one of those moments that can just make your whole day.
My son went to Boy Scout camp for a week this summer and while he was gone I commented on how quiet the house was. The nine year old made a comment about how her brother is really loud and I pointed out that when it's just him things are very quiet, it's when the two of them are together that the problems occur. She thought about it for a second and stated, "Oh I get it! It's like I'm Mentos and he's Diet Coke!" Very astute observation kid!
We were watching Duck Dynasty when she turned to her dad and asked (in her version of a Southern Drawl) "You gonna grow yerself a MAN BEARD Daddy?!"
Same kid came into the kitchen singing "Bang your head!" by Quiet Riot. Made my heart swell with pride!
I had to edit to add another from the nine year old! We keep chickens and a friend of ours gave us his extra rooster. My daughter was so excited about the idea of baby chicks she began praying "Please God let the rooster man up and make us some baby chickens!"
She's our comedy relief.0 -
My five year old son.. inspecting an ant pile: "Daddy.. grab a stick and agitate these ants". .0
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My daughter is 13 and she said to me last night " I love you "moomy"! You are the most beautiful 'moomy" in the world!" She calls me "moomy' all the time,.... she has to be different! Teenagers are suppose to hate their parents but she thinks I hung the moon!0
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"I Love You Daddy - you're the best daddy ever!!!" (followed by a suction cup hug and sloppy kisses)
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My son, who is now 26, was in his carseat when I was driving down a busy road and a car cut me right off. I hit my horn and my angelic little boy said his first word.
*kitten* HOLE!
Guess who needed to clean her mouth out with soap?0 -
My son, who is now 26, was in his carseat when I was driving down a busy road and a car cut me right off. I hit my horn and my angelic little boy said his first word.
*kitten* HOLE!
Guess who needed to clean her mouth out with soap?
Hahaha! It's like Meet the Fockers!0 -
Some of these are so cute!!!!
My favorite with my son, 2, was when he figured out his uncle drove the ladder truck at the FD...he goes HOORAY!!! a minute or tow went by and he goes "mom if we share our jeep with Cory that means he has to share his ladder truck with us. He was completely serious and I just laughed. What are you gonna say to that?
The other one was with my little brother when I was getting ready to go out the other week...he's 13 and I'm doing my hair and such he goes are you getting lucky tonight! I chuckled and asked if he knew what it meant and he did (he's sheltered and socially delayed) and I said no I'm going out with my son and family...he goes you should ditch them and go find someone fun. HAHA if only it were that easy0 -
My two-year-old girl got a little toy that was a model of a wooly mammoth's bones. She said, "Look Mommy, this is my skelephant!"
When we first started potty training, we'd go in together. One time, she said, "Oh, good job, Mommy! I'm so proud of you! You're such a big girl!" I laughed and said, "Thank you!" Then she said, "You are SO smart, Pumpkin!" And then ran out of the bathroom to tell Daddy how proud she was that Mommy peed.0 -
some of these stories have me LOL-ing!!!0
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Last week my son asked the following - "Mom, you know those ladies that have balls and are called madams?"
I responded with a very cautious "uh, what?"
Turns out he was talking about how fortune tellers usually go by Madam Something or other. He was developing a theory about time travel that involved not having to do schoolwork. Which made so much more sense than madams with balls.0 -
My 14 yr old son - 6ft and already shaving! - Mom, what do you think of my best pick up line? -
"You're father must be a baker, because you have nice buns!"
My 16 yr old daughter and I busted out laughing and said 'ya, use that on a girl and see what you get'!
He is a class clown!0 -
My 16 yr old assholey son was forced to weed last weekend, my fiance and I were doing other yard cleanup, and when my fiance went inside my son said to me "He's a really good guy mom, you did good"
It teared me up to have his approval on this!0 -
It's traditional in house to put a bet on the Grand National (Horse Race).... never bet other than this and DD (now almost 8) chosen her own horse the past few years.... so day before she chose a horse (colours of the jockey of course)..... no problems... DH went and put the bets on and next day (or later that day - can't remember) we're getting ready to watch the race and say something like
"Georgie (dd) are you going to win the race with (horses name)?"
She looked as us in utter shock and horror and said "How am I going to win when I've never ridden a horse before???" :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
She comes out with some funnys but THAT is gonna stick in my mind forever 0 -
There are quite a few things that my oldest (6) has said. This isn't sentimental at all, just some random, funny things he has said.
"How did God make the sun?"
Well, God is magical.
"Can God do a handstand?"
While watching my sister's chihuahua go to the bathroom.
"Pedro has a really tiny butt."
Yes he does.
"Auntie, you have a really big butt."0 -
My son is full of funny *kitten*:
"Mom, what are the hooker things call on semi truckers" He meant the part that connects the cab to the trailer
"Mom, where do lights go when you turn them out?" I had nuthin.....
"Mom, what size is my penis now and why is it all crakly" crakly was in reference to viens and to answer his first question, big enough to pee with it right now and that's all his little 3 year old self needs to know!
While screaming outside of a subway "I want Mexicans! I like Mexicans!" I figured out he was talking about the Amigo's fast food place across the street.
He's not a really mushy kid, so I gotta take the funny stuff as his way of being awesome!0 -
When my twin boys were potty training I walked into the living room one day and found a giant poo in the middle of the floor. So I asked, "Who did this?" and I guess they were pretty proud because both jumped up and said "ME!"
When I first stared this lifestyle change one said to me, "Mom you are so small now. I can reach all the way around you when I hug you!"
One of them told me recently, "You're really smart mom. You know a lot of stuff!." (To which I replied, so maybe you should listen to me sometimes then.)
And my teenaged daughter said to me a little while ago, "Mom, you're so pretty." to which I answered, "How much?"0
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