Competition coach
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one day at a time my friend- one day at a time.0
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quiksylver296 wrote: »Wheelhouse15 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »Davidsdottir wrote: »stanmann571 wrote: »What sort of competition.
Body Comp
Weight lifting
Eating
OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!
But who would coach us?!?
*Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.
Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?
ALL THE THINGS. EAT ALL THE THINGS.2 -
What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!
And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...2 -
What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!
And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...
get.
out.
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What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!
And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...
I agree, but not on BBQ chicken pizza.2 -
What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!
And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...
get.
out.
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why do we not have love buttons- I want a love button damnit.3
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This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.
Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs!
I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.5 -
This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.
Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs!
I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.
*nods* it’s for the greater good.1 -
This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.
Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs!
I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.
You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.2 -
In for milk and meatballs. And pizza and Sour Patch Kids (or the UK equivalent). And wings. And crab. And.....well, everything, even pineapple on pizza! Just don't use nuts as anything more than a snack item unless peanut butter cookies.1
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Davidsdottir wrote: »This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.
Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs!
I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.
You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.
It's a life goal of mine for people to ask me if I'm on steroids as a woman. It takes less than you think and you don't actually have to be on drugs to do it- but well- I'm still too damn fluffy.1 -
Davidsdottir wrote: »This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.
Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs!
I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.
You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.
It's a life goal of mine for people to ask me if I'm on steroids as a woman. It takes less than you think and you don't actually have to be on drugs to do it- but well- I'm still too damn fluffy.
Hey Jo, what's your stack?
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Davidsdottir wrote: »This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.
Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs!
I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.
You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.
It's a life goal of mine for people to ask me if I'm on steroids as a woman. It takes less than you think and you don't actually have to be on drugs to do it- but well- I'm still too damn fluffy.
I'm working on it!1 -
Davidsdottir wrote: »This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.
Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs!
I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.
You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.
It's a life goal of mine for people to ask me if I'm on steroids as a woman. It takes less than you think and you don't actually have to be on drugs to do it- but well- I'm still too damn fluffy.
Hey Jo, what's your stack?
usually oreos + thin mints- but I've been known to double up a Keebler with a tagalong.5
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