How to approach girls in the gym???
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Just don't. That's not what you go to the gym for.0
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I can think of a couple of guys at my gym that I'd be happy to have approach me! Haha...but, not in the middle of my workout. Make some eye contact, smile and say hey how's it going! Be friendly and casual, don't be creepy or overbearing. You'll know pretty fast if the girl is on the same page. Try that a few times and then if you're feeling particularly ballsy one day, try and catch her on her way out and make some small talk. Work up to it...be cool.
Good advice, makes sense.1 -
AmberGlitterSparkles wrote: »AmberGlitterSparkles wrote: »I have a hilarious story about this one time at the gym, but that’s for another day.
Wait, was it the guy stomping around, roaring, and pounding his chest like a gorilla?
No better!!! I’m the only person on a treadmill. There are about 30 other empty ones. This very attractive man in a hot pink shirt is meandering around. He keeps looking at me. I assume he’s like “oh look at that fat kitten on the treadmill”. He ends up on the treadmill right next to me. Then starts doing some strange maneuvers. At first I though this was some odd sideways jogging that I was unaware off. Then the arms were flailing. Then, he was making noises at me. It took all of my might not to look over direct at him. Then he did some 360 turn on the treadmill trying to be slick, one too many ok go music videos I think, winked at me. Then totally lost his balance, fell, flew off the treadmill which depantsed him. I couldn’t help but burst out in laughter. He took off running. Too bad, after that while shenanigan I would have probably gave him my number. 😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I probably would have given him my number, too.
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Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.1
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sharifsahmed wrote: »Whatever she's doing, go up to her and tell her she's doing it wrong and show her how it's done properly. Women *love* that 😁
I would not like that. If hes not coming with compliments he can shove it.
I hope you know that I was being sarcastic lol2 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Malls, retirement villages, playgrounds.1 -
Walk up to her and say, "Hey gurrrrl....you need someone to spot you?"
I promise you this will work every time.0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If this approach fails - which is exceedingly rare - I challenge here to a rope climb. Halfway up, I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.1
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When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?1 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!0 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Where would YOU suggest to approach a woman?
Anywhere, as long as you do it in the right way!!
Isn't a woman (or man for that matter) always at a place for a certain reason? So by the logic in this thread you have to wait until a woman is somewhere that she has no place being to hit on her.
So the men's locker room?0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
Well, you did not hear this from me, but I have it on good authority that many men will not even consider launching themselves off a trampoline at a woman they have never met. So, it IS technically possible that there may be some of these lesser men on your planet.1 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
Well, you did not hear this from me, but I have it on good authority that many men will not even consider launching themselves off a trampoline at a woman they have never met. So, it IS technically possible that there may be some of these lesser men on your planet.
I need a new planet.0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
You gotta be kidding me! Planet Fitness is the Tinder of gyms!
That's why I joined!!!
I figured they wouldn't be put off by the headphones or the "back-off" looks.... Either they would like the challenge or they would be completely oblivious to all verbal and non verbal social cues.
Regardless.... my gym sucks.0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
You gotta be kidding me! Planet Fitness is the Tinder of gyms!
That's why I joined!!!
I figured they wouldn't be put off by the headphones or the "back-off" looks.... Either they would like the challenge or they would be completely oblivious to all verbal and non verbal social cues.
Regardless.... my gym sucks.
Holy Christ on a crutch! I just saw your photos and clearly you have someone joined a gay men only gym - not that there is anything wrong with a gay men only gym. I can tell you that if there were, in fact, any straight men at your gym that they would be preening and posing and launching themselves off the squat rack at you screaming pickup lines and gesturing to their gentalia.1 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
You gotta be kidding me! Planet Fitness is the Tinder of gyms!
That's why I joined!!!
I figured they wouldn't be put off by the headphones or the "back-off" looks.... Either they would like the challenge or they would be completely oblivious to all verbal and non verbal social cues.
Regardless.... my gym sucks.
Holy Christ on a crutch! I just saw your photos and clearly you have someone joined a gay men only gym - not that there is anything wrong with a gay men only gym. I can tell you that if there were, in fact, any straight men at your gym that they would be preening and posing and launching themselves off the squat rack at you screaming pickup lines and gesturing to their gentalia.
Hmmm....... I will be looking into a new Planet Fitness immediately.
I didn't even have headphones on the first 2 times I went. I thought that was a pretty CLEAR message.... guess I was wrong!0 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Where would YOU suggest to approach a woman?
Anywhere, as long as you do it in the right way!!
Isn't a woman (or man for that matter) always at a place for a certain reason? So by the logic in this thread you have to wait until a woman is somewhere that she has no place being to hit on her.
So the men's locker room?
No way. When I am in the men's locker room I have a clear purpose
Wait.... women don't belong in the men's locker room? Really?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!1 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Where would YOU suggest to approach a woman?
Anywhere, as long as you do it in the right way!!
Isn't a woman (or man for that matter) always at a place for a certain reason? So by the logic in this thread you have to wait until a woman is somewhere that she has no place being to hit on her.
So the men's locker room?
Cee, stop spreading these heinous lies! Women are ALWAYS welcome in the men's locker room.0 -
a woman can walk into a mens locker room and nobody would probably care.
a guy would walk into a ladies locker room and the place would go ultrasonic.
Pffft..... and women want equal rights?1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »a woman can walk into a mens locker room and nobody would probably care.
a guy would walk into a ladies locker room and the place would go ultrasonic.
Pffft..... and women want equal rights?
This is true.
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Here is what you don't do. You do not stand behind a woman while she is squatting, so you can fist bump her cuz "150lbs is heavy for a girl" and then get all butthurt when she tells you that 150lbs is only 50% of her max and she actually lifts more than you. That is what you don't do.1
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Don't.1
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Here is what you don't do. You do not stand behind a woman while she is squatting, so you can fist bump her cuz "150lbs is heavy for a girl" and then get all butthurt when she tells you that 150lbs is only 50% of her max and she actually lifts more than you. That is what you don't do.
Every damn time.1 -
RachelElser wrote: »Don't.
It's difficult to take advice from a woman with 4 cats laying on her bed.3 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Mfp, of course!!1 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Mfp, of course!!
... of course.0
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