How to approach girls in the gym???
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Ironlady70 wrote: »Personally I like to wait until they are on a inner leg machine and then walk up to discuss thigh gap while pointing at their crotch.
Dey knowz wazzup.
This happened to me .. only the conversation was hinting at a date while staring at my ******* So awkward. Same guy hopped on the dreadmill next to me and yammered on about his STD free blood work and recent vasectomy.
Such a turn on ....NOT
@SwannySez you should at least ask her name before giving that info.
You know me: I put that info out there to get *kitten* started. The females know that Swanny's junk is clean and that he's shooting blanks. So, no babies, no pustules, no creepy crawlies, no raincoat, no stopping. You wanna ride the unicorn? Oh yeah, li'l lady, you are SO getting the horn!1 -
Don’t. I literally can’t stand it when Men try to talk to me in the gym. I’m there to workout not to be bothered. They would be barking up the wrong tree anyway.3
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SummerTwentyOne wrote: »*Folds out chair and grabs popcorn*
You are just going to upset people by blocking access to equipment and making the place smell all popcorny.
*shuffles chair to the left out of the way of the cross trainer while keeping eye contact as I continue to eat*0 -
Don't, they are there to workout (like you should be) and not there to find "love"2
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SummerTwentyOne wrote: »SummerTwentyOne wrote: »*Folds out chair and grabs popcorn*
You are just going to upset people by blocking access to equipment and making the place smell all popcorny.
*shuffles chair to the left out of the way of the cross trainer while keeping eye contact as I continue to eat*
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Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.0 -
Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....0 -
Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....
I'm a late night shopper. I think a lot of single people are. Can't stand the crowds and the people with Carts packed with 456 items....0 -
You're a crazy cat guy?mustacheU2Lift wrote: »RachelElser wrote: »If so, that is not at all how I read it. Inflection does matter a lot, but I still wouldn't say that to someone I don't know! It came across as quite mean.
There are several of us crazy cat ladies on here...and crazy cat guys too. Me included. Welcome to the mfp cat club😘...including that silly guy above 😂@cee1340 -
Dance over like this:
Never fails.3 -
Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....
that IS when we single guys shop! random times
The only time I ever approached a woman in a grocery store, it turned out I actually knew her from years earlier but just didn't recognize her at first.
Then, not long ago I was very tempted to give it a try again, but her body language looked very closed off, and busy so I didn't. Maybe I should have employed the shopping cart crash technique.
Crash technique is good. Or if she is stopped in front of something, act like you need whatever it is behind her. Great way to approach... and you can always put that item back later....
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Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....
I'm a late night shopper. I think a lot of single people are. Can't stand the crowds and the people with Carts packed with 456 items....
Yes.... I used to be a 2am shopper. haha0 -
Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....
I'm a late night shopper. I think a lot of single people are. Can't stand the crowds and the people with Carts packed with 456 items....
Yes.... I used to be a 2am shopper. haha
It would be hard not to notice me shopping in every aisle as you at 2am.....we may have a conversation...;)1 -
Honestly I'd considered just having groceries delivered. About the only time I can stand the grocery store is around 5:30am and that's only if I must.0
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Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....
I'm a late night shopper. I think a lot of single people are. Can't stand the crowds and the people with Carts packed with 456 items....
Yes.... I used to be a 2am shopper. haha
It would be hard not to notice me shopping in every aisle as you at 2am.....we may have a conversation...;)
Like.... "I appreciate the attention, but maybe walking 6 inches behind me is a little close..."
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Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....
I'm a late night shopper. I think a lot of single people are. Can't stand the crowds and the people with Carts packed with 456 items....
Yes.... I used to be a 2am shopper. haha
It would be hard not to notice me shopping in every aisle as you at 2am.....we may have a conversation...;)
Like.... "I appreciate the stalking, but maybe 6 inches behind me is a little close..."
Haha.....I wear a suit when I shop late at night....its something out of the ordinary and always sparks up a conversation
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Ironlady70 wrote: »
is "accidentally" bumping shopping carts together a good ice breaker?
and then... where in the store? produce section? frozen foods? beer / wine?
The answer to all of these is..... YES.
and where do you shop for groceries? days / times?
various days and times..... trying to find out when the single guys shop. So I keep going at random times....
I'm a late night shopper. I think a lot of single people are. Can't stand the crowds and the people with Carts packed with 456 items....
Yes.... I used to be a 2am shopper. haha
It would be hard not to notice me shopping in every aisle as you at 2am.....we may have a conversation...;)
Like.... "I appreciate the stalking, but maybe 6 inches behind me is a little close..."
Haha.....I wear a suit when I shop late at night....its something out of the ordinary and always sparks up a conversation
At 2am, I never question people's attire.
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Oh..... they were.....
It was like they wanted to be the next N'Sync.... except they couldn't sing. It cracked me up every time they showed up at the club, with their synchronized dance moves that they practiced for weeks before....0 -
While they are lifting say "You could use more weight" then throw a 45 on each side without warning. Works every time.2
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MasterBroshi wrote: »While they are lifting say "You could use more weight" then throw a 45 on each side without warning. Works every time.
I'd love to have a weight caddy to add weight for me !!! Are you for hire??0 -
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Oh I was not scoffing, I was picturing this scenario in my head and it was *kitten* amazing.
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Bridge_marie wrote: »I’m gonna go with... Don’t.
What kind of nonsense reply is this?
Why wouldn't you approach someone you found attractive? As for the approach, not to be superficial but if you're higher on the well put together scale you're more likely get a better response. Putting that to one side, if you catch her gazing at you here and there she's interested. Simply pretend you're going over to use a machine where she's at then open conversation from there. Something along the lines of "I haven't seen you here before?" or "that weight is way too easy for you". If she's interested it'll roll from there. Whenever I say that it's actually genuine so at the same time just relax and feel what suits the moment. The same method works if there's just a hot girl you wanna pursue. Go over and use a machine or workout next to her then find an opening.
Good luck!0 -
branflakes1980 wrote: »
Oh I was not scoffing, I was picturing this scenario in my head and it was *kitten* amazing.
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Just make small talk1
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