What are some questions you SHOULDN'T ask on a first date?

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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    What's your stance on bathtub selfies?
  • Presleykay22
    Presleykay22 Posts: 2,446 Member
    Is 8 kids gonna be an issue?
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    Does it hurt when you pee too?
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    What's your stance on bathtub selfies?

    Standing up
  • Avocado_Angel
    Avocado_Angel Posts: 2,362 Member
    Iv killed 6 people, but I promise not to kill you if you give me a second date. Will you give me a second date?

    *puppy dog eyes and clasped hands*
  • Avocado_Angel
    Avocado_Angel Posts: 2,362 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    Iv killed 6 people, but I promise not to kill you if you give me a second date. Will you give me a second date?

    *puppy dog eyes and clasped hands*

    If you killed 6 people how are you out of jail ?

    Erm. Yeah, about that.

    Look I was in a bad place back then, it's been 6 months! Lol wana go see a film? Maybe go get some drinks after ? Iv changed. Id NEVER kill you hahahahahaha. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? .......
  • Avocado_Angel
    Avocado_Angel Posts: 2,362 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    Iv killed 6 people, but I promise not to kill you if you give me a second date. Will you give me a second date?

    *puppy dog eyes and clasped hands*

    If you killed 6 people how are you out of jail ?

    Erm. Yeah, about that.

    Look I was in a bad place back then, it's been 6 months! Lol wana go see a film? Maybe go get some drinks after ? Iv changed. Id NEVER kill you hahahahahaha. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? .......

    I'd date you ... I like crazy :D

    OH COME ERE YOU !

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    Let's go back to my dungeon, I mean house, house. My perfectly normal house with no dungeon or chains or stuff. I LIKE YOU!! Lol
  • michaelogle9284
    michaelogle9284 Posts: 337 Member
    How big are they?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,075 Member
    Is your favorite bird the swallow?
  • thelizabethare
    thelizabethare Posts: 39 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Can I live with you.

    True story, actually happened to me.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
    “Big Bang or Intelligent Design?”
  • romeandrylan
    romeandrylan Posts: 101 Member
    Does that ring hanging out your nostril hurt?
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    Did you bring your wallet?
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    Are you going to eat that fat?
  • Shredder583
    Shredder583 Posts: 180 Member
    Guess what happened to me when i was abducted by aliens!?
  • MarcA1218
    MarcA1218 Posts: 570 Member
    I’m Horney. Let’s go to the cemetery...(True story- one of many unfortunately.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    edited March 2018
    I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
    Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.
    Can you believe those round-Earthers?
  • Deisler26
    Deisler26 Posts: 357 Member
    If we postulate that F = Gm1m2/r2, where F is the force due to gravity, between two masses (m1 and m2), which are a distance r apart and G is the gravitational constant... how big are your tits?
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
    Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.

    Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
    Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.

    Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.

    Yeah ok, it's more like a bank. There isn't so much ice left for it to look like the Wall in the North. Not sure though if it's due to global warming. I'm betting there's some sublimation involved out there outside the air dome, accelerated by the fact that we're just a tiny disk whooshing through space on 4 elephants riding on a big sleepy turtle.

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