What are some questions you SHOULDN'T ask on a first date?
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Iv killed 6 people, but I promise not to kill you if you give me a second date. Will you give me a second date?
*puppy dog eyes and clasped hands*2 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Iv killed 6 people, but I promise not to kill you if you give me a second date. Will you give me a second date?
*puppy dog eyes and clasped hands*
If you killed 6 people how are you out of jail ?
Erm. Yeah, about that.
Look I was in a bad place back then, it's been 6 months! Lol wana go see a film? Maybe go get some drinks after ? Iv changed. Id NEVER kill you hahahahahaha. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? .......2 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Iv killed 6 people, but I promise not to kill you if you give me a second date. Will you give me a second date?
*puppy dog eyes and clasped hands*
If you killed 6 people how are you out of jail ?
Erm. Yeah, about that.
Look I was in a bad place back then, it's been 6 months! Lol wana go see a film? Maybe go get some drinks after ? Iv changed. Id NEVER kill you hahahahahaha. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? .......
I'd date you ... I like crazy
OH COME ERE YOU !
Let's go back to my dungeon, I mean house, house. My perfectly normal house with no dungeon or chains or stuff. I LIKE YOU!! Lol
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Is your favorite bird the swallow?2
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_barefoot_ wrote: »Can I live with you.
True story, actually happened to me.1 -
“Big Bang or Intelligent Design?”2
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Does that ring hanging out your nostril hurt?1
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Did you bring your wallet?2
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Are you going to eat that fat?1
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Guess what happened to me when i was abducted by aliens!?0
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I’m Horney. Let’s go to the cemetery...(True story- one of many unfortunately.1
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I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.
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If we postulate that F = Gm1m2/r2, where F is the force due to gravity, between two masses (m1 and m2), which are a distance r apart and G is the gravitational constant... how big are your tits?2
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SabAteNine wrote: »I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.
Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.1 -
Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.
Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.
Yeah ok, it's more like a bank. There isn't so much ice left for it to look like the Wall in the North. Not sure though if it's due to global warming. I'm betting there's some sublimation involved out there outside the air dome, accelerated by the fact that we're just a tiny disk whooshing through space on 4 elephants riding on a big sleepy turtle.4
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