What are some questions you SHOULDN'T ask on a first date?

81Katz

So, are those Velcro shoes for convenience?

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km8907

Do you keto?

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km8907

How do magnets work?

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Shredder583

Did you grow up on a chicken farm because u sure know how to raise a *kitten* (chicken lol)

Shredder583

Do you work at Subway? I am asking because i just got a footlong....

michael1976_ca

would you mind giving me your resume on your dating history and 2 reference

km8907

What's your stance on bathtub selfies?

Presleykay22

Is 8 kids gonna be an issue?

huntersvonnegut

Does it hurt when you pee too?

huntersvonnegut

km8907 wrote: »

What's your stance on bathtub selfies?

Standing up

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michaelogle9284

How big are they?

81Katz

Is your favorite bird the swallow?

thelizabethare

_barefoot_ wrote: »

Can I live with you.

True story, actually happened to me.

zcb94

“Big Bang or Intelligent Design?”

romeandrylan

Does that ring hanging out your nostril hurt?

huntersvonnegut

Did you bring your wallet?

huntersvonnegut

Are you going to eat that fat?

Shredder583

Guess what happened to me when i was abducted by aliens!?

MarcA1218

I’m Horney. Let’s go to the cemetery...(True story- one of many unfortunately.

SabAteNine

I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.
Can you believe those round-Earthers?

Deisler26

If we postulate that F = Gm1m2/r2, where F is the force due to gravity, between two masses (m1 and m2), which are a distance r apart and G is the gravitational constant... how big are your tits?

Renaissance_Turtle

SabAteNine wrote: »

I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.

Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.

SabAteNine

Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »

SabAteNine wrote: »

I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.

Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.

Yeah ok, it's more like a bank. There isn't so much ice left for it to look like the Wall in the North. Not sure though if it's due to global warming. I'm betting there's some sublimation involved out there outside the air dome, accelerated by the fact that we're just a tiny disk whooshing through space on 4 elephants riding on a big sleepy turtle.