What are some questions you SHOULDN'T ask on a first date?

km8907

Does this look infected?

km8907

Wanna just sit here twiddle our thumbs or else?

kam26001

So what made you swipe right on me? *spit shining a butter knife*

Lounmoun

What's wrong with you that you would go on a date with me?

Do people ever tell you that you look like Hitler?

Have you considered trimming your nose hair?

Have you been saved? Would you like to go back to the compound for a drink?

kam26001

How many plates of the never ending pasta do you think I can polish off?

go_cubs

Can I wash your beard later

kam26001

Is that your Buick parked out front?

km8907

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

kam26001

You don't watch America's Most Wanted, do you?

km8907

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

Wanna see my pog collection?

That would turn me on, tbh.

4legsRbetterthan2

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

Wanna see my pog collection?

Holy crap i forgot about pogs

michael1976_ca

i see dead people

do you put out on what date

km8907

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

Wanna see my pog collection?

That would turn me on, tbh.

Wait til you get a load of my used q-tip collection

Nan7114

km8907 wrote: »

Can my husband watch?

Omg I'm dying laughing right now!!!!!