What are some questions you SHOULDN'T ask on a first date?

BW__NOT

Do you know where the men's room is?

Tacklewasher

Should this be oozing?

TheRoadDog

What time does your husband get home?

frannieshack

seltzermint555 wrote: »

"Can I see a picture of your ex to see if I'm more attractive than her?"

(actually happened to a male friend)

My bff's ex is marrying her doppelganger, creepy!

frannieshack

How do you spell gonorrhea?
If they answer too quickly, run!

BW__NOT

so when is the baby due?

Avocado_Angel

Have you got any infectious diseases that I should be aware of ?

BW__NOT

Who dressed you?

81Katz

So, are those Velcro shoes for convenience?

Avocado_Angel

Do you want to look through the menu together and pick out the lowest calorie options? Do you love salad as much as I do?

km8907

Do you keto?

Avocado_Angel

Do you always wear beige everything? Cos if you do we might have a problem.

Avocado_Angel

So, when did you last have sex ? Would you mind sharing the details, like was she prettier than me? Do you have a pic?

*whilst waiting on the starters to arrive*

km8907

How do magnets work?

Avocado_Angel

Would you mind if we just cut this date short it's just not happening for me. I'm repulsed by you.

It's not me, it's definitely you.

Shredder583

Did you grow up on a chicken farm because u sure know how to raise a *kitten* (chicken lol)

Shredder583

Do you work at Subway? I am asking because i just got a footlong....

michael1976_ca

would you mind giving me your resume on your dating history and 2 reference