Cringe Worthy Sayings

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  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    When a politician says "Now lets be absolutely clear on this" You know they are going to prevaricate.
  • lujako
    lujako Posts: 87 Member
    Right
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Totes magotes or however the heck it is.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    My step dad always calls my mom "My darling "

    Eww, for that matter any cutsie "pet" names, make me gag

    I think honey, dear, babe etc. are ok.

    But I do dislike sweetie pie, honeybun/pie, schnookems, the wife, etc.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    becky10rp wrote: »
    Being called 'ma'am'. Makes me feel like I'm 110 years old.

    You would hate my neck of the woods, Becky. Everyone gets called ma'am starting at about 25 and we're not even in the actual South (lol)
  • Crafty_camper123
    Crafty_camper123 Posts: 1,440 Member
    Oh my lanta... Because... Oh my gosh is too much???
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    My step dad always calls my mom "My darling "

    Eww, for that matter any cutsie "pet" names, make me gag


    Oh no lol I often say, "hey, darling" to my husband so I guess I am very cringy :'(

    Can't imagine you making me cringe...coming from you it probably sounds endearing and elegant.
    81Katz wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    My step dad always calls my mom "My darling "

    Eww, for that matter any cutsie "pet" names, make me gag

    I think honey, dear, babe etc. are ok.

    But I do dislike sweetie pie, honeybun/pie, schnookems, the wife, etc.

    For the most part I can't handle any of it, with the exception being people who sound truly in love and all adorable like. It's like seeing a cute kitten, makes me say "Aww" (doesn't happen often)

    If anyone ever calls me one I ignore them, or go over the top stringing as many of them in a row that I can..."ok sweet peanut, honey bunches of oats, love of my life, my darling clementine, hot stuff, man of my dreams, baby cakes..."

    I prefer to be called *kitten*!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    M'kay
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Crafty_camper123 wrote: »
    Oh my lanta... Because... Oh my gosh is too much???

    Everytime I hear that I think of D.J. Tanner from Full House. :lol:
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Good mornting
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  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    "I hear you"
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  • VeryCarrie6969
    VeryCarrie6969 Posts: 61 Member
    "That dress is amazing!",
    Really? Why? Did it just get up and dance on its own? What did my dress do to amaze you?
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Whoops, I though DH meant Dear Husband but I guess PITA would be a little more honest at times. :wink:

    When referring to husbands it usually means [the familiar of Richard] head.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    When someone starts a sentence with "I don't mean to sound racist, but ..."
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    When someone starts a sentence with "I don't mean to sound racist, but ..."

    Yeah, or, "some of my best friends are..."
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    huntersvonnegut wrote: »
    Saying something they know was offensive or insulting and then adding, "Just kidding".

    Oops, I've done that. But then again I know my goal was to be a passive aggressive a-hole. :blush:
  • goatg
    goatg Posts: 1,399 Member
    "If I were you,"
  • Haltermania
    Haltermania Posts: 288 Member
    You're acting crazy

    Sharing is caring
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    If only I weren't married......
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    "Google is your friend."
    But Google is not a dck, just you.
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    huntersvonnegut wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Whoops, I though DH meant Dear Husband but I guess PITA would be a little more honest at times. :wink:

    When referring to husbands it usually means [the familiar of Richard] head.

    Well that clearly explains why you never see a man say "DW" LMAO

    Oh no! We have other terms ;)

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