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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Today you messed up by volunteering to fix this problem.
Like you're mad at me for offering or like it's gonna be a tough solve?
Definitely a tough solve.
On my way
.... Did you create a new account?
354 posts seems a little low for you.
Pretty good for like one week eh?
Slacker.
are we talking zippers or laces on these boots? 0 -
That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
That is vile and stomach-churning.
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Today you messed up by volunteering to fix this problem.
Like you're mad at me for offering or like it's gonna be a tough solve?
Definitely a tough solve.
On my way
.... Did you create a new account?
354 posts seems a little low for you.
Pretty good for like one week eh?
Slacker. are we talking zippers or laces on these boots?
I don't even mean on the boots. Seeing as how you basically spend all your free time on here, I'd expect double the hits in a week! Next time you "reinvent" yourself, do better
ETA: Zippers.0 -
TIMU by forgetting my lunch at home. I could easily go buy something, but I don't want to leave. #firstworldproblems1
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That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders. 0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Today you messed up by volunteering to fix this problem.
Like you're mad at me for offering or like it's gonna be a tough solve?
Definitely a tough solve.
On my way
.... Did you create a new account?
354 posts seems a little low for you.
Pretty good for like one week eh?
Slacker. are we talking zippers or laces on these boots?
I don't even mean on the boots. Seeing as how you basically spend all your free time on here, I'd expect double the hits in a week! Next time you "reinvent" yourself, do better
ETA: Zippers.
Cool, i work well with zippers:) i won't let you down0 -
empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
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That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
My husband is very arachophobic. I now HAVE to share thos with him 0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
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Versicolour wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
If they get inhaled into the lungs, I no longer have sympathy for them.0 -
empresssue wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
If they get inhaled into the lungs, I no longer have sympathy for them.
I'm trying to imagine how odd that must feel, having eight tiny legs scratching at your insides as they go down.1 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
If they get inhaled into the lungs, I no longer have sympathy for them.
I'm trying to imagine how odd that must feel, having eight tiny legs scratching at your insides as they go down.
Y'all are giving me a panic attack! Eewwwww!0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
If they get inhaled into the lungs, I no longer have sympathy for them.
I'm trying to imagine how odd that must feel, having eight tiny legs scratching at your insides as they go down.
Y'all are giving me a panic attack! Eewwwww!
Ooops, sorry. Random train of thought.3 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
If they get inhaled into the lungs, I no longer have sympathy for them.
I'm trying to imagine how odd that must feel, having eight tiny legs scratching at your insides as they go down.
Just so long as they don’t lay eggs in me.0 -
empresssue wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
If they get inhaled into the lungs, I no longer have sympathy for them.
I'm trying to imagine how odd that must feel, having eight tiny legs scratching at your insides as they go down.
Just so long as they don’t lay eggs in me.
Pretty sure your body would destroy the egg sac, so no worries. They aren't the most robust things on the planet.0 -
I don't like that we're still talking about spiders.0
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CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »empresssue wrote: »That was only an example.
Like this one:
TIMU by trying to play my dad’s didgeridoo.
TL;DR - thought I could play didgeridoo, inhaled a mouthful of spiders.
So my dad has had this didgeridoo in the house since he visited his sister in Australia 10+ years ago. My parents wanted to go out for a walk but I decided I’d eaten too much cheese. While they were out the internet went down so I was sort of wandering around looking for something to do when I spotted the didg. I thought to myself in all these years I’ve never actually tried to play it (it’s more of a decoration and I barely take it in when I see it) and maybe it’s time. I pick it up and put it to my lips. I felt like I knew what I was doing and that it was similar to playing a trumpet and wanted to play a long, loud note.
I take a sharp inhale and immediately feel something hit the back of my throat. I splutter really hard and a small white globular thing comes flying out and hits the floor. At first I thought it was saliva and ignored it as I had a weird sensation in my throat and mouth. It felt like tingling to start with but grew into more of a tickle on the inside of my cheeks and a bit on my gums. I glance down at the white stuff on the floor and see several baby spiders crawling out of it and in all directions.
The second I clock what’s happened I feel something tickling my top lip and slap my mouth with my hand. I have a squished spider on my lip and instantly go into panic mode. I run into the bathroom and spit repeatedly into the sink to see crushed spider bodies and some severed legs, some of which are still attached to parts of the body and are trying to drag themselves away from the plug hole. I urge several times and then frantically swill my mouth out with water. I don’t think my mouth will ever feel normal again.
This is something that I picture happening to @CanesGalactica or @Versicolour cuz they love spiders.
Aww... poor spider(s).
Yeah. We would never eat the spiders. It does make me wonder how many got inhaled into the lungs
If they get inhaled into the lungs, I no longer have sympathy for them.
I'm trying to imagine how odd that must feel, having eight tiny legs scratching at your insides as they go down.
Just so long as they don’t lay eggs in me.
Pretty sure your body would destroy the egg sac, so no worries. They aren't the most robust things on the planet.
This makes me feel better, I think
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You remind me of Grissom from CSI.0
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