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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    I don't like that we're still talking about spiders.

    We could talk about bot flies instead?

    <3<3<3
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    I don't like that we're still talking about spiders.

    We could talk about bot flies instead?

    You remind me of Grissom from CSI.

    I'll take that as a compliment. :D
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    in some parts of the world a spider is food. plus i use to have a tarantula as a pet. there pretty cool

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    michael1976_ca wrote: »
    in some parts of the world a spider is food. plus i use to have a tarantula as a pet. there pretty cool

    ff8139b3b3b2e7e1bafea53a2d4cc68853795226.jpeg?mw=615

    They are! I miss my eight legged babies. :(
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    I don't like that we're still talking about spiders.

    We could talk about bot flies instead?

    You remind me of Grissom from CSI.

    I'll take that as a compliment. :D

    It was meant as such-he was my fave character :smile:
  • MatheoHans
    MatheoHans Posts: 26 Member
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    Timu by drinking 1 liter of alpro soya chocolate milk, after I realised it has 610 calories)(61per 100 ml)
  • whosshe
    whosshe Posts: 597 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    Wow. You can't follow that. Thread over.

    Right?? Also where have you been??

    I'm a normie... I can't hang with the chit-chat crowd. Not cool enough.

    Ah dang

    Um.. where have YOU been?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    SurfyPants wrote: »
    michael1976_ca wrote: »
    in some parts of the world a spider is food. plus i use to have a tarantula as a pet. there pretty cool

    ff8139b3b3b2e7e1bafea53a2d4cc68853795226.jpeg?mw=615

    Oh my god, NO.

    Nom, nom spider. Excellent source of protein. :D
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    SurfyPants wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    SurfyPants wrote: »
    michael1976_ca wrote: »
    in some parts of the world a spider is food. plus i use to have a tarantula as a pet. there pretty cool

    ff8139b3b3b2e7e1bafea53a2d4cc68853795226.jpeg?mw=615

    Oh my god, NO.

    Nom, nom spider. Excellent source of protein. :D

    it's the legs hanging out of the mouth :o

    That spider is probably roasted (that's how you get all the hair off of em'), so at least it's crunchy like a potato chip? Not sure if that helps any.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TIFU by making a spider thread.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    TIFU by making a spider thread.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isvqg90LhqM
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    aeloine wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    I don't like that we're still talking about spiders.

    We could talk about bot flies instead?

    I don't even want to google....


    oh gawd

    How bad is is??
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    I don't like that we're still talking about spiders.

    We could talk about bot flies instead?

    I don't even want to google....


    oh gawd

    How bad is is??

    Bad enough. Watch Bones season 9 and you will see
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    TIFU by making a spider thread.

    haha...and also botflies!!

    Cuterebra larva are disgustingly fantastic...I wonder now how do they make the breathing hole? Do they eat their way to the skin surface?



  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Let's continue with the spider examples I guess, for now....

    TIFU by not checking the oven for spiders

    TL;DR - Spiders are dumb and live in ovens.

    Decided to make pizza last night. Did the usual thing - preheated the oven, got the pizza ready and popped it in. When the timer went off, my girlfriend went to get it but bent down to check if it was done. I hear her scream bloody murder and my initial thought was "Oh *kitten*, did one of the cats get into the oven?????"

    NOPE. Apparently, even though we use our oven fairly often, a sizable spider had decided to build a web at the top, by the burner. It was obviously dead, but spider webs are surprisingly resilient. Plus, it's body had burned off and detached from its legs, which were still dangling from the top of the oven.

    Even though I was pretty sure no spider bits got into our pizza (maybe some web...), she refused to eat the pizza, which is fair enough. Ordered some Indian food instead. Moral of the story? Look in your oven before you put something in!

  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    SurfyPants wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    SurfyPants wrote: »
    michael1976_ca wrote: »
    in some parts of the world a spider is food. plus i use to have a tarantula as a pet. there pretty cool

    ff8139b3b3b2e7e1bafea53a2d4cc68853795226.jpeg?mw=615

    Oh my god, NO.

    Nom, nom spider. Excellent source of protein. :D

    it's the legs hanging out of the mouth :o

    That spider is probably roasted (that's how you get all the hair off of em'), so at least it's crunchy like a potato chip? Not sure if that helps any.

    Nope, not a help. :unamused:
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
    edited March 2018
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    @cee134, when did this become TIFU vs. TIMU?????

    ETA: I do prefer TIFU, but I have a potty mouth :smirk:

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