Lies internet people have told you

Just_Mel_

What are some lies someone online has told you?

Just_Mel_

I'm basically separated, we don't even sleep in the same room. Pretty much roommates.

caco_ethes

It’s not contagious tho

RunHardBeStrong

I am unique and special and they have never met anyone else like me.

Just_Mel_

You're not like everyone else, you're special.

Just_Mel_

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

I am unique and special and they have never met anyone else like me.

Same!

81Katz

To me directly? I wouldn't know if they're lying for sure but I doubt some people's niceness towards me

Lies in a general sense, overall? Happiness, bank accounts, etc etc.

caco_ethes

I’ve never sent anyone a pic like this before

caco_ethes

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

I am unique and special and they have never met anyone else like me.

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

You're not like everyone else, you're special.

What makes you think they’re lying?

81Katz

When people say they eat one tiny square of chocolate and feel fulfilled. I'm never going to believe that.

caco_ethes

Clever_User_Name wrote: »

I don't ever do this

I really don’t

caco_ethes

ilovetrees145 wrote: »

You are stunning

They better not be lying when they say this

caco_ethes

Just looking for people to motivate me

RunHardBeStrong

You're the only one, I swear.

Just_J_Now

"I'm loyal to a fault"

"You're the only one I can open up to like this"

RunHardBeStrong

The hostess told me I was eating too many cream puffs.

81Katz

"I'm really insecure."
3000 selfies later.

Yeah, you're a bs artist.

Just_J_Now

1200 calories is too much food. I can't eat that much.

Just_J_Now

I'm not wearing any makeup.

81Katz

Clever_User_Name wrote: »

no filter

For reals? People don't really glow like angels?

Versicolour

Just_J_Now wrote: »

"I'm loyal to a fault"

But I am. It almost got me killed!

Just_Mel_

I'm very wealthy and live in an amazing home. I just need someone to share it with.

Just_J_Now

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

I'm very wealthy and live in an amazing home. I just need someone to share it with.

I know this guy.

RunHardBeStrong

I just woke up like this.

xFunctionalStrengthx

"I'm a no drama mama."

Just_Mel_

I've just been really busy

81Katz

Hi, I'm new to the internet. Here's my Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, email, etc. I'm just looking for 'real' friends.
No, you want a paper trail.

_Captivated_

I'm single. (Then you get a terrifying PM from the wife...)

81Katz

Clever_User_Name wrote: »

You're my bestie!

But you are. I swear.

Just_Mel_

My vague post isn't even about you

MarineArmyVeteran1978

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

I'm very wealthy and live in an amazing home. I just need someone to share it with.

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

I've just been really busy

Damn, these are my two go-to lines...people are already using them?