Lies internet people have told you

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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Mari22na wrote: »
    You've never been duped with multiple monikers used by the same person. I have. You simply move on.

    I don't talk to people on internets to get duped. Some people take all this way too seriously.

    Stop with your ridiculousness.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Mari22na wrote: »
    You've never been duped with multiple monikers used by the same person. I have. You simply move on.

    I don't talk to people on internets to get duped. Some people take all this way too seriously.

    Stop with your ridiculousness.

    Youre not the boss of me!!!!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    "Athletic"
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    "Athletic"

    Wow that hurts...too far.
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Keto is amazing.

    truth
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MFP got rid of the points system and we can now say whatever we want.

    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Mari22na wrote: »
    You've never been duped with multiple monikers used by the same person. I have. You simply move on.

    I don't talk to people on internets to get duped. Some people take all this way too seriously.

    Stop with your ridiculousness.

    Youre not the boss of me!!!!

    Another lie.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    One time this person told me that they were deaf and thier camera was broken. I internet dated them for like, 3 months I wanna say. I thought they were a girl but turns out they were a man and I think that same person catfished me twice.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    One time this person told me that they were deaf and thier camera was broken. I internet dated them for like, 3 months I wanna say. I thought they were a girl but turns out they were a man and I think that same person catfished me twice.

    You got to use the Skype test.
  • mrdowell2017
    mrdowell2017 Posts: 53 Member
    drink this and the weight will drop off
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    This thread :D

    I am soooo tempted to divulge..

    Go on...
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    This thread :D

    I am soooo tempted to divulge..

    Go on...

    I will pm you my top ten..

    I'm listening

    That's No.5 on my list..

    3 on mine
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
    Lies internet people have told you = what goes on out there in cyberworld. I did not say MFP was a fitness site but My Fitness Pal = Fitness. However you choose to define that.

    And, yes. Someone keeps sending me messages and I keep deleting them. Others out there know what I'm talking about. It's sad but I may have deleted some that were from someone else. This person is only showing me their belly selfie and I don't want to visit with their belly button. So I'll visit with the folkaronies on the forum. I'm done opening messages.
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    Mari22na wrote: »
    Lies internet people have told you = what goes on out there in cyberworld. I did not say MFP was a fitness site but My Fitness Pal = Fitness. However you choose to define that.

    And, yes. Someone keeps sending me messages and I keep deleting them. Others out there know what I'm talking about. It's sad but I may have deleted some that were from someone else. This person is only showing me their belly selfie and I don't want to visit with their belly button.

    'belly button selfie' :D:D:D:D

    I know. I know. I just don't want to visit with someone's belly button. dancing-crazy-rabbit-emoticon.gif?1292793766.
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
    Shhh-My-Belly-Button-Is-Talking.jpg?fit=1920%2C1280. I'm surmising but if you're only showing your belly button ....we probably wouldn't know the real you if we met you on the street.images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSS8kZyVuEFhM0ncnH6Q1IvVB98Cp30VkJ7iVBA-RBQZVy5lZ6-w.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    You can charge your phone by microwaving it for 10 seconds.

    Really!??
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    striderb wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I'm basically separated, we don't even sleep in the same room. Pretty much roommates.

    This.. a few times

    I wish this were a lie for me. :/

    :* Bob.. :(
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    You can charge your phone by microwaving it for 10 seconds.

    Really!??

    I wanted to try it once but my husband wouldn’t let me use his phone.

    :D

    Ok, I believe this microwave stuff and now it is taking every ounce of my being not to see if it works

    Well...we can now safely add this to the internet lies :/
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    This thread :D

    I am soooo tempted to divulge..

    Go on...

    I will pm you my top ten..

    No no.. you have to share with everybody! :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    You will make a difference if you sign this petition.

    It worked. Right @hotmod
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    You can charge your phone by microwaving it for 10 seconds.

    Really!??

    No Microwaves are the same as WiFi. You can't charge your phone with radio waves.
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  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    1. I only send these kinds of things to you
    2. I won't show these or talk about these with anyone
    3. I am single
    4. etc...
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Date #1, #2, #3,#6,

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