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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    I don't have kids. These are my sister's children and that is my sister
  • OHammykins
    OHammykins Posts: 98 Member
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    Drinking this tea will help you lose weight...

    Sure! Provided I have a balanced diet and exercise regularly while I'm drinking it!! :D
  • basic_bro
    basic_bro Posts: 41 Member
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    You are the best
  • basic_bro
    basic_bro Posts: 41 Member
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    I need more time
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    “Hi I am a prince in Nigeria, I have lots of money but need your bank account information to wire it to you. Then I can come visit you in your country.”

    Never trusting @2VORNT2V again....
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
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    Internet people don't lie. It's against tos.
  • barefootboatnik
    barefootboatnik Posts: 134 Member
    edited June 2018
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    Now I'm second guessing everything I've ever been messaged..
  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 294 Member
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    That giving them my bank account details was ok, just so they could pay in the money I won in a competition I didn’t remember entering.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I'm basically separated, we don't even sleep in the same room. Pretty much roommates.

    This.. a few times
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I'm basically separated, we don't even sleep in the same room. Pretty much roommates.

    This.. a few times

    I wish this were a lie for me. :/
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    New phone who dis
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
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    You are irreplaceable
  • AlainaKayy
    AlainaKayy Posts: 206 Member
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    I want this to work.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    That they were inappropriate and full of fun.
  • barefootboatnik
    barefootboatnik Posts: 134 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    That was actually me until a couple months ago

    Hell, that's me NOW.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited June 2018
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    “I’m happily married, now leave me alone before I call the police”

    Pfft. Very original
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    You're stunning.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    You're stunning.

    Obvious lie

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