Most ridiculous diet
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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »I never really tried weird diets but my ex husband made up his own,
he ate watermelon and French silk pie.
That *kitten* lost 15lbs doing that for 2wks.
After my first baby, I joined weight watchers. Counting my points, journaling everything, eating vegetables that I didn’t even like because they were “free”. My first week I lost a pound or two. Second week I did the same, my ex husband decided he was going to diet too. So he switched from drinking coke to Diet Coke. I lost another pound or two that week, he lost 11 *kitten* pounds.
SO *kitten* irritating!1 -
Cabbage soup. Never tried it though!0
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In high school, during the Oprah liquid diet craze, I did a liquid diet. It was an awful shake, mixed with grape fruit juice, 27 pills a day, and all of this watery ice tea mix I wanted. I lost 30 pounds in like 6 weeks! The weird thing is, for the 1st two weeks, I lost nothing, and then I was down like 12 pounds all at once... scary.
I was taking my PSATs and they wouldn't let me bring my shake in and I passed out during testing. Also... certain bodily functions just .... stopped.... I had nothing to poop out! This a road I will never go down again.2 -
Fortunately, I never really had any issues with my weight until I was in my 30s. MFP was my first real go at losing weight. In my early 30s my wife wanted to do South Beach but I only made it about a week on phase I because I like beer and I felt like I was starving with only lean meats and veg and no starches or grains.
I guess it's not really crazy, but it seemed crazy to me.0 -
SabotageinStilettos wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »I never really tried weird diets but my ex husband made up his own,
he ate watermelon and French silk pie.
That *kitten* lost 15lbs doing that for 2wks.
After my first baby, I joined weight watchers. Counting my points, journaling everything, eating vegetables that I didn’t even like because they were “free”. My first week I lost a pound or two. Second week I did the same, my ex husband decided he was going to diet too. So he switched from drinking coke to Diet Coke. I lost another pound or two that week, he lost 11 *kitten* pounds.
My husband can go like a day without eating anything and lose that kinda weight too its so irritating!0 -
Back when I didn't know any better I bought one of those neoprene wraps that you velcro around your midsection to help "sweat away fat." Fortunately I didn't spend too much on it, but totally useless. I never sweated more around my midsection or lost any extra fat.1
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I keep seeing “kitten” referred to on these threads...what is this in regards to? I keep picturing cute little kittens in my head, but I have a feeling that’s not what y’all are talking about2
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*kitten* is in place of naughty wordssugarnspice0613 wrote: »I keep seeing “kitten” referred to on these threads...what is this in regards to? I keep picturing cute little kittens in my head, but I have a feeling that’s not what y’all are talking about
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sugarnspice0613 wrote: »I keep seeing “kitten” referred to on these threads...what is this in regards to? I keep picturing cute little kittens in my head, but I have a feeling that’s not what y’all are talking about
Lmao its swear words.
Its blocked out and puts "kitten" there.
Like I *kitten* hate it
Or shes a *kitten*0 -
When I was about 19 I tried the military diet for a day and bought some diet pills from an infomercial. I tried Atkins for a day also. To hell with diets. Now when people ask if I am on a diet or what diet plan I'm using I say I'm not on a diet I am currently eating at a calorie deficit to lose weight.
Oh, I also tried using those portion control containers. That was the most confusing thing ever. I couldn't do that for more than 2 weeks. I did use the nutrition plan from insanity and that was actually really helpful. I lost tons of weight but I just stopped after a few months.2 -
Anyone here do a juice fast? I did a supervised juice fast for 52 days (yes, i did not eat food for 52 days). i actually felt awesome for most of it until the very, very end then i got a little too weak so i stopped. i had vegetable broth in the mornings and strained fruit juice for lunch and dinner. i was actually in really good shape for a couple of years after, but i was also pretty young and worked a manual labor job, so there's that. i went on to do several juice fasts, but it was never as good as that first long one. i don't want to juice fast any more, that was probably 10 years ago, though i know some people who do an annual cleansing fast. and not the crap with the cayenne pepper and ACV - real juice and veggie broth.0
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Gorillas are huge and muscly so I've been thinking of imitating their diet as best I can. My macros are going to be:
90% leafy vegetables (lettuce, kale, cabbage) and herbs
4% root vegetables (carrots etc)
2% flowers (pumpkin flowers, violets, nasturtiums etc)
2% fruit
2% ants, snails and grubs
Time to become huge and muscly like a gorilla!2 -
Gorillas are huge and muscly so I've been thinking of imitating their diet as best I can. My macros are going to be:
90% leafy vegetables (lettuce, kale, cabbage) and herbs
4% root vegetables (carrots etc)
2% flowers (pumpkin flowers, violets, nasturtiums etc)
2% fruit
2% ants, snails and grubs
Time to become huge and muscly like a gorilla!
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Anyone here do a juice fast? I did a supervised juice fast for 52 days (yes, i did not eat food for 52 days). i actually felt awesome for most of it until the very, very end then i got a little too weak so i stopped. i had vegetable broth in the mornings and strained fruit juice for lunch and dinner. i was actually in really good shape for a couple of years after, but i was also pretty young and worked a manual labor job, so there's that. i went on to do several juice fasts, but it was never as good as that first long one. i don't want to juice fast any more, that was probably 10 years ago, though i know some people who do an annual cleansing fast. and not the crap with the cayenne pepper and ACV - real juice and veggie broth.
That sounds miserable lmao. I couldn't imagine not eating food.0 -
Colonoscopy prep...
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I’ve done paleo before. Some would say it’s crazy but I enjoy it.1
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Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »
It’s essentially eating all natural foods, nothing processed and nothing that isn’t found on the Earth naturally. Think like hunter/gatherer type of food.1 -
So no cheetos?? Lol.
That actually sounds pretty interesting..wayyyy better than my last diet
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Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »So no cheetos?? Lol.
That actually sounds pretty interesting..wayyyy better than my last diet
It is worth a shot! It’s tough to follow when you eat out but other than that it’s pretty straight forward0
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