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krissielynn_87
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your best joke.
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Where do bees go pee?....
At the BP station! Ahahahahahahahah So funny!0 -
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!
Bahahahahahahahaha0 -
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!
Bahahahahahahahaha
Face palm! Two-lips....took me a min. SMH0 -
Be careful what you wish for, like the extremely muscle bound guy with a teeny tiny head. Previously he had found a genie's lamp. The genie was built like a mermaid. His first two wishes were fame and fortune. His third wish was for her to sleep with him - but she is built like a mermaid. So he made his third wish "I want you to give me a little head". ...poof!0
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Be careful what you wish for, like the extremely muscle bound guy with a teeny tiny head. Previously he had found a genie's lamp. The genie was built like a mermaid. His first two wishes were fame and fortune. His third wish was for her to sleep with him - but she is built like a mermaid. So he made his third wish "I want you to give me a little head". ...poof!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.0 -
Why didn't the pirate's kids go see the movie?
cuz it was rated AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!
i can't help it still makes me laugh lol:laugh:0 -
What kinda bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!!!!!0 -
A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face?0
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What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard:laugh:0 -
What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard:laugh:
omg haha0 -
Where do bees go pee?....
At the BP station! Ahahahahahahahah So funny!
That's funny0 -
What kinda bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!!!!!
Silly!!0 -
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!
Bahahahahahahahaha
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What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!
Bahahahahahahahaha
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tulips = two lips
organ = weiner haha0 -
Two friends were out hunting one day when one of them suddenly groans loudly, clutches his chest and collapses to the ground. His friend immediately pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. When the 911 operator answers, he says excitedly, "My friend just died of a heart attack! What do I do?" "Well, sir," the operator explains, "we first have to determine if he's dead."
"Okay," the man says. "Hang on." Seconds later, the 911 operator hears a loud boom.
"Okay," the man says, returning to the phone. "Now what?"0 -
A little boy was wandering around his house one day, bored and looking for something to do. His wanderings took him past his mother's bedroom door which was slightly ajar. He happened to glance in and saw his mother, naked, on her bed, and rubbing her body, saying "I need a man! I need a man!" This surprised and confused the boy and he wandered off. Finding something to do he forgot about the odd sight.
About a week later he was once again bored and wandering around house looking for something to do. Once again, he passed by his mother's room. The door was closed but, hearing some sounds, he was curious. He carefully opened it just a crack and peeked inside. Once again, there was his mother, in bed and naked, but this time she had a man with her!
The boy's eyes popped wide open and he raced to his bedroom, ripped all his clothes off, threw himself onto his bed, began rubbing his body all over and said "I need a bike! I need a bike!"0 -
Why does Popeye eat so much spinach?
Because it goes great with Olive Oyl...whomp whomp0 -
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."0 -
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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A little boy was wandering around his house one day, bored and looking for something to do. His wanderings took him past his mother's bedroom door which was slightly ajar. He happened to glance in and saw his mother, naked, on her bed, and rubbing her body, saying "I need a man! I need a man!" This surprised and confused the boy and he wandered off. Finding something to do he forgot about the odd sight.
About a week later he was once again bored and wandering around house looking for something to do. Once again, he passed by his mother's room. The door was closed but, hearing some sounds, he was curious. He carefully opened it just a crack and peeked inside. Once again, there was his mother, in bed and naked, but this time she had a man with her!
The boy's eyes popped wide open and he raced to his bedroom, ripped all his clothes off, threw himself onto his bed, began rubbing his body all over and said "I need a bike! I need a bike!"
OMG that is funny !!!!0 -
Two friends were out hunting one day when one of them suddenly groans loudly, clutches his chest and collapses to the ground. His friend immediately pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. When the 911 operator answers, he says excitedly, "My friend just died of a heart attack! What do I do?" "Well, sir," the operator explains, "we first have to determine if he's dead."
"Okay," the man says. "Hang on." Seconds later, the 911 operator hears a loud boom.
"Okay," the man says, returning to the phone. "Now what?"
An Oldie but definately a goodie hahahahah0 -
Two Irishmen are sitting at a bar enjoying a pint. Out the window they see a Baptist Minister enter the brothel across the street. Outraged, they exclaim "Oh, look at that! A man of the cloth going to a brothel! Such a shame". A little later they see a Rabbi enter the same brothel and they say "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are falling for the same temptation". Then they see a Catholic priest entering the brothel. They shake their heads sadly and say "What a terrible pity - one of the girls must be dying."0
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Why didn't the pirate's kids go see the movie?
cuz it was rated AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!
i can't help it still makes me laugh lol:laugh:
that literally made me LOL
im easily amused
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What's the Jolly Green Giant's greatest fear??
AVOCADO PICKERS!!!! LMAO0 -
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!
Bahahahahahahahaha
FREAKIN AWESOME!0 -
:laugh:A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."0 -
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and.............................................. coke.
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."0 -
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it can be done0 -
If h20 is inside a fire hydrant.. what's on the outside?
k9p.0
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