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krissielynn_87
krissielynn_87 Posts: 59 Member
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your best joke.
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  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Where do bees go pee?....






























    At the BP station! Ahahahahahahahah So funny!
  • audra0831
    audra0831 Posts: 244
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    What's better than roses on your piano?















    Tulips on your organ!

    Bahahahahahahahaha
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    What's better than roses on your piano?





















    Tulips on your organ!

    Bahahahahahahahaha






    :embarassed: Face palm! Two-lips....took me a min. SMH
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    Be careful what you wish for, like the extremely muscle bound guy with a teeny tiny head. Previously he had found a genie's lamp. The genie was built like a mermaid. His first two wishes were fame and fortune. His third wish was for her to sleep with him - but she is built like a mermaid. So he made his third wish "I want you to give me a little head". ...poof!
  • krissielynn_87
    krissielynn_87 Posts: 59 Member
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    Be careful what you wish for, like the extremely muscle bound guy with a teeny tiny head. Previously he had found a genie's lamp. The genie was built like a mermaid. His first two wishes were fame and fortune. His third wish was for her to sleep with him - but she is built like a mermaid. So he made his third wish "I want you to give me a little head". ...poof!

    hahahaha
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
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    Why didn't the pirate's kids go see the movie?

    cuz it was rated AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

    i can't help it still makes me laugh lol:laugh:
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
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    What kinda bees make milk?


































































    BOO-BEES!!!!!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face?
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
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    What has 9 arms and sucks?












    Def Leppard:laugh:
  • krissielynn_87
    krissielynn_87 Posts: 59 Member
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    What has 9 arms and sucks?












    Def Leppard:laugh:

    omg haha
  • aquiva33
    aquiva33 Posts: 85 Member
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    Where do bees go pee?....






























    At the BP station! Ahahahahahahahah So funny!

    That's funny
  • aquiva33
    aquiva33 Posts: 85 Member
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    What kinda bees make milk?


































































    BOO-BEES!!!!!

    Silly!!
  • aquiva33
    aquiva33 Posts: 85 Member
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    What's better than roses on your piano?















    Tulips on your organ!

    Bahahahahahahahaha

    ????
  • krissielynn_87
    krissielynn_87 Posts: 59 Member
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    What's better than roses on your piano?















    Tulips on your organ!

    Bahahahahahahahaha

    ????

    tulips = two lips
    organ = weiner haha
  • kenmunson333
    kenmunson333 Posts: 51 Member
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    Two friends were out hunting one day when one of them suddenly groans loudly, clutches his chest and collapses to the ground. His friend immediately pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. When the 911 operator answers, he says excitedly, "My friend just died of a heart attack! What do I do?" "Well, sir," the operator explains, "we first have to determine if he's dead."

    "Okay," the man says. "Hang on." Seconds later, the 911 operator hears a loud boom.

    "Okay," the man says, returning to the phone. "Now what?"
  • kenmunson333
    kenmunson333 Posts: 51 Member
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    A little boy was wandering around his house one day, bored and looking for something to do. His wanderings took him past his mother's bedroom door which was slightly ajar. He happened to glance in and saw his mother, naked, on her bed, and rubbing her body, saying "I need a man! I need a man!" This surprised and confused the boy and he wandered off. Finding something to do he forgot about the odd sight.

    About a week later he was once again bored and wandering around house looking for something to do. Once again, he passed by his mother's room. The door was closed but, hearing some sounds, he was curious. He carefully opened it just a crack and peeked inside. Once again, there was his mother, in bed and naked, but this time she had a man with her!

    The boy's eyes popped wide open and he raced to his bedroom, ripped all his clothes off, threw himself onto his bed, began rubbing his body all over and said "I need a bike! I need a bike!"
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Why does Popeye eat so much spinach?



    Because it goes great with Olive Oyl...whomp whomp
  • red0801
    red0801 Posts: 283 Member
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    A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."



    She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
  • krissielynn_87
    krissielynn_87 Posts: 59 Member
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    A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."



    She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

    :laugh:

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