You know you're on MyFitnessPal for too long when...

TimSPC
TimSPC Posts: 39 Member
edited October 31 in Chit-Chat
... you've worn a heart rate monitor to shovel snow or mow the lawn
... you've Googled "how to cut a pizza in sixes"
... you've checked the exercise database to see if you can add your amorous activities
... you've considered wearing a heart rate monitor during said activities
... you've taken apart a sandwich so you can weigh the components separately
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    ...whe you haven;t seen an original post in "Chit-Chat, Fun and Games" in over a year. (maybe two years.)
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
    ha! when my hrm finally gets here (ordered it 3 days ago) I am going to wear it during those activities, just to see if we're "exerting" enough, my husband should get a huge kick out of it
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    When you have logged for a 1000 days and you have some friends that have even more
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    When you've memorized the nutrition facts and calories of your favorite foods.
  • MaryRegs
    MaryRegs Posts: 272 Member
    when you have to figure out where to find the free wifi on vacation in order to check in and not loose your "whatever number" day streak.....
  • angeeishere
    angeeishere Posts: 89 Member
    Yes to all the above...I'm on 545th day but will make it to 1000!
  • xeno8604
    xeno8604 Posts: 193 Member
    you use it more than Facebook!!!
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    When you carry a tablespoon on your key ring for those coffee stops
    When the hubby actually measures your food and gives you those on a sticky note
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    When you just know that the moonphase affects the forum derp levels.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    when u wake up in the middle of the night to see what is on your new feeds! :laugh:
  • MaryRegs
    MaryRegs Posts: 272 Member
    when you whip out your phone to scan new foods
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    When you just know that the moonphase affects the forum derp levels.

    Too true! :sad:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I've been on MFP religiously logging for over 1.5 years and I have not done any of these...
  • dlionsmane
    dlionsmane Posts: 674 Member
    you use it more than Facebook!!!

    This Definitely THIS!!
  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    When you don't have your phone/tablet/laptop available to log food, yet you mentally calculate what you just ate anyway and later find out you were exactly right.
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    You don't call it MyFitnessPal anymore
  • GlassSlipperGurl
    GlassSlipperGurl Posts: 117 Member
    When you have done "all of the above" :)
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    I would add
    --when you can just tell that a thread on the forums is going to eventually be shut down just from the first dozen responses it garners
  • Briko3
    Briko3 Posts: 266 Member
    Might be motivation to up your game :)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I've been on MFP religiously logging for over 1.5 years and I have not done any of these...

    obviously you have not been here "too long" yet.




    apparently being here too long also makes people parody a Jeff Foxworthy bit....and I'm not certain that is ever okay.
  • TimSPC
    TimSPC Posts: 39 Member
    ... when you've carefully fussed with a bag of food for five minutes just so you can get the barcode to scan.
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    when you whip out your phone to scan new foods


    YES! I do that all the time now!

    Also when you can not go out to eat until you check the MFP database to see what you should order.
    When you log your dinner in the morning so that you know how many calories you can eat during the day.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    When the 1st thought that pops in your mind when you meet new people in real life "Bang, kiss, lick, bite hug, just friends, pass"
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    When you just know that the moonphase affects the forum derp levels.

    :laugh:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    You and half of your friends have rage quit and returned at least once . .
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    half of your friends have rage quit and returned at least once . .

    Fixed
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    When you smirk at 1.5 years and think, pssshhhh what a noob.
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    When you know that your vacation or a special occasion isn't going to wreck your efforts to date.

    You know that scale fluctuation is normal and you don't go all moon moon when you're up a pound or three.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    when you snack at a party and immediately log whatever you ate
  • mamacremers
    mamacremers Posts: 183 Member
    ... you've worn a heart rate monitor to shovel snow or mow the lawn
    ... you've Googled "how to cut a pizza in sixes"
    ... you've checked the exercise database to see if you can add your amorous activities
    ... you've considered wearing a heart rate monitor during said activities
    ... you've taken apart a sandwich so you can weigh the components separately

    "how to cut a pizza in sixes" DiGiorno pizzas!!!! I couldn't figure this out, so I had my engineer husband do it.
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