I wanna live in a world where..
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Happiness wasn't so elusive.3
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everyone wears a polo shirt on Fridays with their nickname embroidered on it. And we would pass by each other on the sidewalk and say things like, "Good morning, Big Bruiser!"5
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Happiness wasn't so elusive.
yeah, happiness is a serious problem.1 -
Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.3
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
I don't even care, I'd go for this as well.2 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
I read pervert0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
I read pervert
Well that i am this morning0 -
People aren’t disappointed by you when your beliefs don’t match theirs4
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Adult acne wasn't a thing7
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Where kids are born with an off button
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Everyone has enough food and water, access to education, the right to vote in fair elections, and homes where they are safe.
Also instant orgasms after 20 minutes on the elliptical.10 -
aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »Everyone has enough food and water, access to education, the right to vote in fair elections, and homes where they are safe.
Also instant orgasms after 20 minutes on the elliptical.
Good luck getting time on the elliptical at the gym.2 -
IWL- where there are little fairies that keep my house spotless and my bills paid.5
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Sickness and suffering doesn’t exist.
We don’t judge each other on something as trivial as skin color.
Searching for a job isn’t a demoralizing and daunting task.
Empathy is a universal trait.
Politicians don’t exist.
NYC didn’t get gentrified3 -
Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.1
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Where phones aren't people's best friends and everything isn't picture worthy.
Where kids can still play outside without their parents constant supervision.
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.... where all the girls wear short skirts and long jackets.2
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??1 -
SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.1 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.1 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.
Does he have to wear a butler suit?SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!
Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.2 -
SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »Where MFP mods had a sense of humor!?!?!
Knock knock0 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Lol that’s the first time I’ve been called high maintenance.
If I’m getting donuts and coffee in bed, I could care who’s bringing it. If they are cute that’s just a bonus.
Tommy Wiseau?2 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.
Does he have to wear a butler suit?SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!
Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.
Now, that I can do! What are watching on Netflix?0 -
SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.
Does he have to wear a butler suit?SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!
Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.
Now, that I can do! What are watching on Netflix?
Ozarks2 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.
Does he have to wear a butler suit?SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!
Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.
Now, that I can do! What are watching on Netflix?
Ozarks
Great choice!0 -
A world where anybody is welcome to use the toilet in a store if they happen to have a bathroom so young ladies don't have to become enraged and poopoo on the floor in front of the cashier, then wipe with napkins and throw the poopoo napkins at the cashier before storming out in victory. While being filmed. Like that lady at Tim Hortons. Who the Canadian press still hasn't named, even after her court date, because they're nice like that.
Oh yuck. Omg. 
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.CoffeeAndContour wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.
With donuts.
Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
Lol that’s the first time I’ve been called high maintenance.
If I’m getting donuts and coffee in bed, I could care who’s bringing it. If they are cute that’s just a bonus.
Tommy Wiseau?
I actually don’t mind him. I like weird people. He doesn’t meet the cute department but we could have some solid conversations.
you're tearing me apart!!1
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