I wanna live in a world where..

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  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
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    Everyone has enough food and water, access to education, the right to vote in fair elections, and homes where they are safe.

    Also instant orgasms after 20 minutes on the elliptical.

    Good luck getting time on the elliptical at the gym.
  • bootyrubsandtacos
    bootyrubsandtacos Posts: 775 Member
    edited June 2018
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    Sickness and suffering doesn’t exist.

    We don’t judge each other on something as trivial as skin color.

    Searching for a job isn’t a demoralizing and daunting task.

    Empathy is a universal trait.

    Politicians don’t exist.

    NYC didn’t get gentrified
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Where phones aren't people's best friends and everything isn't picture worthy.

    Where kids can still play outside without their parents constant supervision.

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    .... where all the girls wear short skirts and long jackets.
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
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    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
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    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.

    Does he have to wear a butler suit?
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!

    Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited June 2018
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    Where MFP mods had a sense of humor!?!?!

    Knock knock
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
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    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Lol that’s the first time I’ve been called high maintenance.

    If I’m getting donuts and coffee in bed, I could care who’s bringing it. If they are cute that’s just a bonus.

    Tommy Wiseau?
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.

    Does he have to wear a butler suit?
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!

    Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.

    Now, that I can do! What are watching on Netflix?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.

    Does he have to wear a butler suit?
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!

    Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.

    Now, that I can do! What are watching on Netflix?

    Ozarks
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    I'll pick up "cute & servant" (my choice of cute) as a restricted free-agent.

    Does he have to wear a butler suit?
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Ok...I'll take chef. I'll drop the cute and servant.

    Damn! Servant is all I got...oh and I can order take out like a mo-fo!

    Ok deal. First date order chinese. Netflix with a neck rub.

    Now, that I can do! What are watching on Netflix?

    Ozarks

    Great choice!
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    A world where anybody is welcome to use the toilet in a store if they happen to have a bathroom so young ladies don't have to become enraged and poopoo on the floor in front of the cashier, then wipe with napkins and throw the poopoo napkins at the cashier before storming out in victory. While being filmed. Like that lady at Tim Hortons. Who the Canadian press still hasn't named, even after her court date, because they're nice like that.

    :o Oh yuck. Omg. :s
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
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    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    Where a cute chef feeds me pancakes and bacon.
    Coffee was served to me by a sexy male servant.

    With donuts.

    Cute chefs? Sexy male servants? High maintenance!!??

    Lol that’s the first time I’ve been called high maintenance.

    If I’m getting donuts and coffee in bed, I could care who’s bringing it. If they are cute that’s just a bonus.

    Tommy Wiseau?

    I actually don’t mind him. I like weird people. He doesn’t meet the cute department but we could have some solid conversations.

    you're tearing me apart!!