Truths about old age
FibroHiker
Posts: 398 Member
Post your truths about old age.
Mine: Whatever you are doing, you better pee first.
*As I head off for my 4th restroom visit this morning*
Mine: Whatever you are doing, you better pee first.
*As I head off for my 4th restroom visit this morning*
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I was excited to find a caramel K-cup in my desk drawer until I realized I'll just have to pee again.3
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I’m tired of peeing as well. I’m just going to invest in some adult diapers and be able to live my life without interruptions.5
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Going to the gym for an hour but 31 minutes is dedicated to foam rolling.7
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bhadbahabi wrote: »I’m tired of peeing as well. I’m just going to invest in some adult diapers and be able to live my life without interruptions.
This reminded me of an old Dilbert strip with the baby CEO who wore diapers, but I couldn't find it online.2 -
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Fans in every room are a must..8
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CHr*st almighty the peeing! I feel like my bladder is the size of a pea.3
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Just entering... you haven't see nuttin yet.
I don't wear clothes any more and still need the fans.5 -
You gotta bring antacids when you go to Italian restaurants.5
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Can't read the GD phone in the morning without my reading glasses.4
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Wheelhouse15 wrote: »Can't read the GD phone in the morning without my reading glasses.
I should have added put a pair of readers in every room and purse and car.
That goes with memory issues because you forget where you put the one pair you have also you can't see where you put them.8 -
SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Anyone under 25 automatically irritates me.
I have to say that I too get highly irritated with whipper snappers under 25, but one of the people I supervise at work is 21 and he has already turned out to be a super great worker.
I probably also mother him a bit because he is younger than my oldest offspring.3 -
PrettyPetty_ wrote: »I’m resentful of the fact that when men age they become more distinguished while I have 7 different creams to apply to my face at night in the hopes of maintaining cougar.
Preach!3 -
Boba_14626 wrote: »CHr*st almighty the peeing! I feel like my bladder is the size of a pea.
A pea-sized bladder3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Boba_14626 wrote: »CHr*st almighty the peeing! I feel like my bladder is the size of a pea.
A pea-sized bladder
Old age-- took a little while to sink in, just now "getting."1 -
I'm going to respond to this, but I have to pee first.5
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craygslyst1 wrote: »I notate where porta-johns are located on my running route. Construction sites. Boat docks. Youth baseball fields. Yer old when you appreciate the smell of new-blue-goo in a porta-John
I may never go hiking again. I don't know of many trails with bathrooms or port-a-potties.1 -
I know how to clear out a yoga class. Oh well.3
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