How do I get a woman to be my friend

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  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    alaynavee wrote: »
    Chubby mediocrity with a side of mean usually usually stems from repressed anger - you should get help for that.

    You're welcome.

    I’ve let it all out
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I'll be your friend..
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    A-ha! You need the MC Hammer pants!

    That's gotta be it right there.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I'll be your friend..

    Won’t you be my neighbor?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    A-ha! You need the MC Hammer pants!

    That's gotta be it right there.

    That’s too seductive
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I'll be your friend..

    Won’t you be my neighbor?

    I'll take you to a strip club, stalk you annnnd be your neighbour, how's that .. Deal?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I'll be your friend..

    Won’t you be my neighbor?

    I'll take you to a strip club, stalk you annnnd be your neighbour, how's that .. Deal?

    All good except the strip club
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:

    Less hands on and more kindly
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    What kind of baggage do you have?

    Emotional, mental and the type that goes along with that.

    Excellent. Can we be besties?

    That’s my dream
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    What kind of baggage do you have?

    Tumi

    Are you ever going to change your display pic back?

    Dunno
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:

    Less hands on and more kindly

    We're always looking for an extra guy to go rucking with. How much can you carry? Do you know how to fish? Can you light a fire?
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:

    Less hands on and more kindly

    Bugger :( Im more hands on :laugh:
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:

    Less hands on and more kindly

    We're always looking for an extra guy to go rucking with. How much can you carry? Do you know how to fish? Can you light a fire?

    I’m useless. I can cook the fish
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:

    Less hands on and more kindly

    We're always looking for an extra guy to go rucking with. How much can you carry? Do you know how to fish? Can you light a fire?

    I’m useless. I can cook the fish

    Now that's a skill. If you'd said raw - "Request DENIED." So - scaling? Gutting? Filleting? I take it - that's a negative?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    *kicks rocks*.. I'll leave now :'( we could have had a beautiful friendship.

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