How do I get a woman to be my friend

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    So, did you find some nice women friends out of this? Friending any guys?

    Only found one friend

    Well one is better than none right!! :)
  • PhoenixWithoutAshes1
    PhoenixWithoutAshes1 Posts: 99 Member
    It should be easy, unless of course your mail is reviewed by someone in a prison guard uniform prior to actually being in your hands.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    PhoenixWithoutAshes1 wrote: »
    It should be easy, unless of course your mail is reviewed by someone in a prison guard uniform prior to actually being in your hands.

    Yes there is a warden
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    OP. Why would you want one as a friend?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    OP. Why would you want one as a friend?

    There is clearly something wrong with me.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Send them bunny workout gifs.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Ignore em.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Send them cat videos.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Send them bunny workout gifs.
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Ignore em.
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Send them cat videos.

    One if these things is not like the other
  • PhoenixWithoutAshes1
    PhoenixWithoutAshes1 Posts: 99 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    PhoenixWithoutAshes1 wrote: »
    It should be easy, unless of course your mail is reviewed by someone in a prison guard uniform prior to actually being in your hands.

    Yes there is a warden

    As I suspected.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Agreed. Nothing screams 'confident' like a dating audition tape. I would also watch that.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Agreed. Nothing screams 'confident' like a dating audition tape. I would also watch that.

    Wait who said dating
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Agreed. Nothing screams 'confident' like a dating audition tape. I would also watch that.

    Wait who said dating

    Oops, you're right. I'm getting my threads confused. I think a friend only audition tape would be much less tragic.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Agreed. Nothing screams 'confident' like a dating audition tape. I would also watch that.

    Wait who said dating

    Oops, you're right. I'm getting my threads confused. I think a friend only audition tape would be much less tragic.

    Still. I'd expect pathos or gtfo
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  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    send her a d pic

    Hahaha
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    send her a d pic

    Came back file not found
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    well, you be super sweet and shy, and bring your super hot *kitten* friend with you to meet her. She will fall for *kitten* friend and you will get friend zoned.

    p.s. beware friendzone status lasts forever, so only do this if you really want to be friends
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    send her a d pic

    Can I be your friend?
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    send her a d pic

    Can I be your friend?
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    lol-just-kidding-meme.jpg

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    I expect my d pics to all involve a little bonnet style hat on said D.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?

    Vague. We talking Bale, Affleck, Keaton? One of the animated series voice actors like Ben McKenzie?

    Also if narrator Freeman not possible I'd rather you use a Bane voice.
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