How do I get a woman to be my friend

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  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    *kicks rocks*.. I'll leave now :'( we could have had a beautiful friendship.

    We can be friends, keep your hands to yourself
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:

    Less hands on and more kindly

    We're always looking for an extra guy to go rucking with. How much can you carry? Do you know how to fish? Can you light a fire?

    I’m useless. I can cook the fish

    Now that's a skill. If you'd said raw - "Request DENIED." So - scaling? Gutting? Filleting? I take it - that's a negative?

    Nevermind I was gonna make a sushi roll
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:

    Less hands on and more kindly

    We're always looking for an extra guy to go rucking with. How much can you carry? Do you know how to fish? Can you light a fire?

    I’m useless. I can cook the fish

    Now that's a skill. If you'd said raw - "Request DENIED." So - scaling? Gutting? Filleting? I take it - that's a negative?

    Nevermind I was gonna make a sushi roll

    :relaxed: [OUT >>>>>>] Sushi in the wilderness - that's a NO.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed

    So you submit?
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed

    So you submit?

    Sure why not!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited June 2018
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    *kicks rocks*.. I'll leave now :'( we could have had a beautiful friendship.

    We can be friends, keep your hands to yourself

    Ok ok.. no touching, I'll try not to :#
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed

    So you submit?

    Sure why not!

    Friends for life
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    *kicks rocks*.. I'll leave now :'( we could have had a beautiful friendship.

    We can be friends, keep your hands to yourself

    Ok ok.. no touching, I'll try not to :#

    Don’t make me say no
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    *kicks rocks*.. I'll leave now :'( we could have had a beautiful friendship.

    We can be friends, keep your hands to yourself

    Ok ok.. no touching, I'll try not to :#

    Don’t make me say no

    Butt, butt.. :(
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed

    So you submit?

    Sure why not!

    Friends for life

    We need to document this momentous occasion. Quick jump up and down 3 times and say Mandy is my BFF
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed

    So you submit?

    Sure why not!

    Friends for life

    We need to document this momentous occasion. Quick jump up and down 3 times and say Mandy is my BFF

    As we become friends you will learn that I can’t do that
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed

    So you submit?

    Sure why not!

    Friends for life

    We need to document this momentous occasion. Quick jump up and down 3 times and say Mandy is my BFF

    As we become friends you will learn that I can’t do that

    You could also clap
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    mandystar wrote: »
    I like mean and chubby people, because I myself am mean and chubby

    Destined to be friends

    Agreed

    So you submit?

    Sure why not!

    Friends for life

    We need to document this momentous occasion. Quick jump up and down 3 times and say Mandy is my BFF

    As we become friends you will learn that I can’t do that

    You could also clap

    Yes if I jump up and down there will be clapping
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    That's quite a visual
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    Swipe right.

    I hope that means friends
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    So, did you find some nice women friends out of this? Friending any guys?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    So, did you find some nice women friends out of this? Friending any guys?

    Only found one friend
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    Set up a cardboard box and a tall stick holding up one side and place a jar of Nutella under it. Wait a bit.
    Profit.
    Cookie butter also works, especially in this crowd.

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