How do I get a woman to be my friend

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  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
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    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?

    Vague. We talking Bale, Affleck, Keaton? One of the animated series voice actors like Ben McKenzie?

    Also if narrator Freeman not possible I'd rather you use a Bane voice.

    How are you going to go to McKenzie before Conroe, the one and only

    It’s more Baleish. I can grow some Keaton craziness in there. Bane is possible, Latin Bane or Hardy Bane?
  • KevHex
    KevHex Posts: 256 Member
    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?

    Vague. We talking Bale, Affleck, Keaton? One of the animated series voice actors like Ben McKenzie?

    Also if narrator Freeman not possible I'd rather you use a Bane voice.

    How are you going to go to McKenzie before Conroe, the one and only

    It’s more Baleish. I can grow some Keaton craziness in there. Bane is possible, Latin Bane or Hardy Bane?

    My bad, first one to come to mind... he's doing Gordon in Gotham.

    Baleish is good. Bane is good.

    Waiting for your submission in the Velfie thread.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    edited June 2018
    KevHex wrote: »
    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.

    Kev, Kev, Kev this isn’t a fetish thread.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    KevHex wrote: »
    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.

    This guy knows ;);)
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited June 2018
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    KevHex wrote: »
    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.

    Wrong hole dude

    Their nose? You're just gross.
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    If you had friendly mutton chops, gave her endless backstage passes, and grade A catering, that would probably help.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    Have an endless stock of Kleenex boxes and Ben & Jerry's
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Rescue her from horrible conferences and take her to get greek food.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Have an endless stock of Kleenex boxes and Ben & Jerry's

    That sounds erotic
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Rescue her from horrible conferences and take her to get greek food.

    Greek pizza rolls?
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  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    Do you have an interest in taking a canoe trip down a river in Georgia? I'll bring my banjo.

    Deliverance style?
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  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    Do you have an interest in taking a canoe trip down a river in Georgia? I'll bring my banjo.

    Deliverance style?

    Oh, I'll deliver. Trust me.

    Yes frand
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