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DadBodClub
DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
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Post your questions, concerns, or hangups and we will do our best ....

Though I have 39 years training as a man I hardly seem qualified
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Were you born a man or at wage age did you become a man?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    coachswaf wrote: »
    As a biology teacher I can tell you that 39.666 years ago a sperm carrying a haploid set of chromosomes with a Y #23 won the great race

    Isnt that when you became a male...... biology teacher
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    Yes
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Anyone know what today is?
  • h1udd
    h1udd Posts: 623 Member
    define "man" .. are we talking physical or metaphysical ? or the sex that a person perceives themselves
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyone know what today is?

    Today is what today is and that is all it is
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    coachswaf wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyone know what today is?

    Today is what today is and that is all it is

    Neo? Is that you? The One?

    My mind is officially blown!!! Whoa!!!
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  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    What kind of sandwich does a man really want?

    Yes
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    When are the men showing up?
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Is it challenging to bathe thoroughly with all those nooks and crannies?

    Not as challenging as you might think
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Why do you take longer than we do to get ready in the morning?

    Well it takes a bit of time for “things” to return to “normal”
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    coachswaf wrote: »
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    What kind of sandwich does a man really want?

    Yes

    This is top notch manly advice right here, this thread has potential or not.

    Any sandwich is the best sandwich...so....”yes”
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    coachswaf wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    coachswaf wrote: »
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    What kind of sandwich does a man really want?

    Yes

    This is top notch manly advice right here, this thread has potential or not.

    Any sandwich is the best sandwich...so....”yes”

    So you speak for all men that pimento cheese sandwiches is a best sandwich. I hope not cause that is gross.
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    coachswaf wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    coachswaf wrote: »
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    What kind of sandwich does a man really want?

    Yes

    This is top notch manly advice right here, this thread has potential or not.

    Any sandwich is the best sandwich...so....”yes”

    So you speak for all men that pimento cheese sandwiches is a best sandwich. I hope not cause that is gross.

    I barely speak for myself
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Do you brag about the girl you like to the boys, or do you play it cool?

    Only if the ratio of make believe / real is like 60:40
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  • wmd1979
    wmd1979 Posts: 469 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Do you brag about the girl you like to the boys, or do you play it cool?

    It depends where we are at in our relationship. If I am just crushing on her still then I am staying quiet.
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Why do some men pee all over the toilet seat? Is the hole not big enough? Is it a aiming problem?

    It has to do with physics ... I’m not a dead science guy but there is a lesson on the force of the steam and the arc the stream follows
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    Do you feel insecure about your body when hooking up with someone for the first time?
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  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Do you remember when hooking up meant something clean and decent, like meeting a friend to see a rated PG movie and then maybe coffee and a slice of pie after?

    Hello? Oh hi Mandy! Yes. Let's hook up at 8 for the show and then a snack afterwards, 'kay?

    When all this changed, did a man or a woman decide hooking up meant actual hookers?

    I'd love some pie.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
  • Comms0p
    Comms0p Posts: 228 Member
    How long does a guy wait to call/text a woman he's interested in after the first initial contact??
  • wmd1979
    wmd1979 Posts: 469 Member
    Comms0p wrote: »
    How long does a guy wait to call/text a woman he's interested in after the first initial contact??

    I don't have a set amount of time, I just call/text her when I feel like it. If that is too soon/late for her then it wasn't meant to workout, but I don't like the idea that there is a set of rules that I must follow if I like someone.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, the woman does it.
  • tbright1965
    tbright1965 Posts: 852 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Why do some men pee all over the toilet seat? Is the hole not big enough? Is it a aiming problem?

    It's not a precision instrument. Sometimes in the morning, it doesn't bend to be aimed. The problems often compound for that first morning pee.

    However, there is no reason a man cannot clean up his mess.

    That's the real problem. We know it's a problem. Only some of us, apparently, clean up after ourselves.

    I have suggested to my wife that a urinal would forego the problem, but she doesn't want one.

    I admit, sometimes the cleaning doesn't happen until after the first coffee has done it's magic and I can see and my brain responds to what it sees.

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