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  • tbright1965
    tbright1965 Posts: 852 Member
    boehle wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, the woman does it.

    Not in my house. I'm not sure my wife and daughters even know where the bulbs are. It's just dad/sweetie, the ____ bulb is out. If they say anything at all.

    I've gone into the kids bath and 3 of the 5 bulbs will be out....

    The youngest is 19. If they can work a smart phone, they can change a bulb, do laundry, etc.
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    mandystar wrote: »
    Do you feel insecure about your body when hooking up with someone for the first time?

    Only if they have a food fetish
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    Comms0p wrote: »
    How long does a guy wait to call/text a woman he's interested in after the first initial contact??

    I call immediately

    Then again they never answer or call back 🤔
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If a girl offers it, would you always sleep with them on the first date?

    If they want to be the big spoon then ...yes

    But if they want to be the little spoon then ... yes
  • DadBodClub
    DadBodClub Posts: 199 Member
    edited June 2018
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

    X = (y^2 + £)^3 / y (3 + z)^2
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?

    Lol whaaatt???
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    I think it's a misnomer to ask why men miss the toilet when they pee. I think the issue is, men need to shake it when they are done and that can lead to pee landing outside the toilet. Urinals catch that and there is usually no mess. A man should however be aware of this and wipe up any errant shake spray.
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    I live with two matured middle aged guys (3 boys if you count the cat) and the floor is always wet around the toilet. I have come to live with it and its just there... always..... :s
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?

    Lol whaaatt???

    Yessss
    Sadly I’ve seen it more then once from guys
  • chris_in_cal
    chris_in_cal Posts: 2,520 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Why do some men pee all over the toilet seat? Is the hole not big enough? Is it a aiming problem?


    Ah, one I can answer. The trailing 99% we have great control over. We can pee on the seat if we choose. The first 1% is pretty much no idea, regardless of our best intention to hit the hole, it may not happen.

    If the seat was hit it was either a) intentional or b) unintentional

    Speaking for men, we usually grow out of the 'intentional' phase around age 8, but there are exceptions.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?

    Look, you try deciding which one of those two moving things is the actual target when you've got room spins and double vision. It's amazing that we are standing upright.

    Lol I can’t even
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?
    Sometimes you lose your grip. .drunk or not. . It only takes an instant and the whole room is soaked. .
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?

    Lol whaaatt???

    Yessss
    Sadly I’ve seen it more then once from guys

    But do you mean on the bathroom floor or the bedroom floor???
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?

    Lol whaaatt???

    Yessss
    Sadly I’ve seen it more then once from guys

    But do you mean on the bathroom floor or the bedroom floor???

    I assumed she meant the bathroom floor, but I DID have a friend who prided himself on being able to drink all night without pissing. What happened as soon as the blackout hit? Jack was pissing wherever he was. Sitting on the couch. Lying in bed. Standing in the corner of the living room. In the refrigerator. Once on his GF and her BFF as they sat on the floor of the TV room.
  • InkgirlKC
    InkgirlKC Posts: 251 Member
    Why do you refuse to take a tissue paper and wipe up your pubes from the bathroom floor?
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    InkgirlKC wrote: »
    Why do you refuse to take a tissue paper and wipe up your pubes from the bathroom floor?

    Shouldn't your first question be "Why are you pubes on the bathroom floor?"
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?

    For territorial purposes - Even Kurt wrote a song about it...

    https://youtu.be/x6XBlkvTmv8
  • InkgirlKC
    InkgirlKC Posts: 251 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    InkgirlKC wrote: »
    Why do you refuse to take a tissue paper and wipe up your pubes from the bathroom floor?

    Shouldn't your first question be "Why are you pubes on the bathroom floor?"

    Because you men shed!!!
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    I have a 14 year old son and I have learned to ALWAYS wipe the seat off before sitting down, ALWAYS.
  • mytie1
    mytie1 Posts: 41 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?

    If it's Friday it's POETS day
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    JakedOnGreenBeers wrote: »
    InkgirlKC wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    InkgirlKC wrote: »
    Why do you refuse to take a tissue paper and wipe up your pubes from the bathroom floor?

    Shouldn't your first question be "Why are you pubes on the bathroom floor?"

    Because you men shed!!!

    oh sure it's always our 20 inch long hairs clogging up the drain :wink:

    Dude... You can braid your back hair?!
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?
    Sometimes you lose your grip. .drunk or not. . It only takes an instant and the whole room is soaked. .

    Y’all need to start cleaning to bathrooms and I bet you’ll stop
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    InkgirlKC wrote: »
    Why do you refuse to take a tissue paper and wipe up your pubes from the bathroom floor?
    Haha oh god!
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?
    Sometimes you lose your grip. .drunk or not. . It only takes an instant and the whole room is soaked. .

    Y’all need to start cleaning to bathrooms and I bet you’ll stop

    TRUTH
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Anyone that's ever seen the inside of a women's public restroom can't really be complaining about men's bathroom habits.

    Women are some of the most disgusting people when they're not in their own homes. Just saying. :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Why do men piss on the floor when they’re drunk?
    Sometimes you lose your grip. .drunk or not. . It only takes an instant and the whole room is soaked. .

    Y’all need to start cleaning to bathrooms and I bet you’ll stop

    I do clean it up. . which is why I quit drinking. .

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