Ask a real woman...
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leut_underpants wrote: »This thread just seems like a bad idea. When it derails (because it will) is another mod going to come along and lock it and toss OP in the pokey?
On a real subject, why aren't all women the same, or at least closer to reliably the same? Is this a sad function of being cloned out of a spare part rib?
You know why you can never get a woman to pick what or where to eat?
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The last time they decided, they doomed humanity.
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sugaraddict4321 wrote: »Ask me anything.
Or I'll ask you to start. What do you think makes a "real woman"?
Thread idea from captainfantastic01's thread, and some vintage ads I ran into today that made me laugh.
Mrs. considers this to be excitement.2 -
BishopWankapin wrote: »BishopWankapin wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
No. I said scotch. I mean scotch.
Not that I don't like a nice rye, bourbon, or blended whiskey from time to time, too, of course.
Not all whiskies are scotch, but all scotches are whisky.
I've never wanted to eat fruit and vegetables more in my life than I do right now.
Serving up healthy appetizers from my liquor cabinet; take your pick!
https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/3512/macallan-12-year-old-sherry-oak
https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/2400/glenlivet-15-year-old-french-oak-reserve
https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/284/balvenie-12-year-old-doublewood
Can they be arranged in the manner mentioned above? I'll wear my watermelon bikini.
Well, we can try, at least! As long as we don't spill too much--which, of course, is alcohol abuse.
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »This thread just seems like a bad idea. When it derails (because it will) is another mod going to come along and lock it and toss OP in the pokey?
On a real subject, why aren't all women the same, or at least closer to reliably the same? Is this a sad function of being cloned out of a spare part rib?
You know why you can never get a woman to pick what or where to eat?
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The last time they decided, they doomed humanity.
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sugaraddict4321 wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Vintage ads like that make me laugh - I saw one once that was a Christmas advert and it said something like, "buy her the gift you can BOTH appreciate" and it was for a damn vacuum
This one?
The look on her face says the coffee was spiked and she may be sneaking some of the baby's teething opium, so what exactly are we doing again? Oh yeah, look at that big orange bow. Pretty2 -
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BishopWankapin wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »How do I get my husband to eat fruits and vegetables?
Have you tried arranging them in a pleasing manner around your breasts and/or vagina? 0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »How do I get my husband to eat fruits and vegetables?
Fruits - Make desserts that contain (minimal) fruit and lots of sugar. Vegetables - Wrap in bacon.4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
I dunno. I just like it. I'm not a fan of beer, but many of my female friends are.4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »...coffee holds my heart though.
And this is (part of) why we're friends.leut_underpants wrote: »This thread just seems like a bad idea. When it derails (because it will) is another mod going to come along and lock it and toss OP in the pokey?
On a real subject, why aren't all women the same, or at least closer to reliably the same? Is this a sad function of being cloned out of a spare part rib?
I'm too well-behaved to wind up in jail.
So the "ask a real man" thread is a good idea, but "ask a real woman" is not? That's not biased AT ALL.
I have no answer to the second question. All men aren't the same either and if you're the original then what happened?0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
Not all women. I prefer vodka or tequila!0 -
Misty_1375 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
Not all women. I prefer vodka or tequila!
Vodka mixes work. Cant stand tequila either.0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
What do you drink?
water, coffee, sometimes soda. coffee holds my heart though.
But how do you get drunk then?
I dont really drink, I just don't like any alcohols. I can sometimes do wine coolers, but even they get gross pretty quick for me anymore. I only got drunk once.
They make very good Foo-Foo drinks. I once accidentally ordered a foo-foo drink and they lit it on fire. I drank it real fast because I was embarrassed but it was very good and it did it's job.
Also I don't understand what you are saying. Does that mean you don't drink on Fridays? Do people actually do that?1 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
What do you drink?
water, coffee, sometimes soda. coffee holds my heart though.
But how do you get drunk then?
I dont really drink, I just don't like any alcohols. I can sometimes do wine coolers, but even they get gross pretty quick for me anymore. I only got drunk once.
They make very good Foo-Foo drinks. I once accidentally ordered a foo-foo drink and they lit it on fire. I drank it real fast because I was embarrassed but it was very good and it did it's job.
Also I don't understand what you are saying. Does that mean you don't drink on Fridays? Do people actually do that?
My last drink was new years eve 2015 into 2016.1 -
How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?0
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
What do you drink?
water, coffee, sometimes soda. coffee holds my heart though.
But how do you get drunk then?
I dont really drink, I just don't like any alcohols. I can sometimes do wine coolers, but even they get gross pretty quick for me anymore. I only got drunk once.
They make very good Foo-Foo drinks. I once accidentally ordered a foo-foo drink and they lit it on fire. I drank it real fast because I was embarrassed but it was very good and it did it's job.
Also I don't understand what you are saying. Does that mean you don't drink on Fridays? Do people actually do that?
My last drink was new years eve 2015 into 2016.
Sorry, wrong, new years eve 2016 into 20171 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?
Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.1 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
What do you drink?
water, coffee, sometimes soda. coffee holds my heart though.
But how do you get drunk then?
I dont really drink, I just don't like any alcohols. I can sometimes do wine coolers, but even they get gross pretty quick for me anymore. I only got drunk once.
They make very good Foo-Foo drinks. I once accidentally ordered a foo-foo drink and they lit it on fire. I drank it real fast because I was embarrassed but it was very good and it did it's job.
Also I don't understand what you are saying. Does that mean you don't drink on Fridays? Do people actually do that?
My last drink was new years eve 2015 into 2016.
When do you and your husband want to go to the bar with me?
This is how I imagine you on New Years now.
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?
Gift him with a nice sketchbook and some fancy pencils from an art supply store. He might be so surprised and appreciative he'd draw just about anything you asked. *nods*2 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?
Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.
You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.0
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