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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    BishopWankapin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Gift him with a nice sketchbook and some fancy pencils from an art supply store. He might be so surprised and appreciative he'd draw just about anything you asked. *nods*

    You're so silly with your misinterpretations.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    Like win, lose, or draw? Yikes showing my age.
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years.... not i'm 19..... pretty clear :D
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    BishopWankapin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Gift him with a nice sketchbook and some fancy pencils from an art supply store. He might be so surprised and appreciative he'd draw just about anything you asked. *nods*

    I tried this...he drew me a llama...so disappointed.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years.... not i'm 19..... pretty clear :D

    I was thinking you were 25ish, but now I suspect I am pretty off on that guess :smiley:
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Cleopatra or Joan of Arc?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!

    What do you drink?

    water, coffee, sometimes soda. coffee holds my heart though.

    But how do you get drunk then?

    I dont really drink, I just don't like any alcohols. I can sometimes do wine coolers, but even they get gross pretty quick for me anymore. I only got drunk once.

    They make very good Foo-Foo drinks. I once accidentally ordered a foo-foo drink and they lit it on fire. I drank it real fast because I was embarrassed but it was very good and it did it's job.

    Also I don't understand what you are saying. Does that mean you don't drink on Fridays? Do people actually do that?

    My last drink was new years eve 2015 into 2016.

    When do you and your husband want to go to the bar with me?

    This is how I imagine you on New Years now.

    y52pjuhp5dry.gif

    I would be honored to be betty any day of the year
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years, not... i'm 19..... pretty clear :D

    You're now my favorite 19 year old. Not in a pervy way.
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years.... not i'm 19..... pretty clear :D

    I was thinking you were 25ish, but now I suspect I am pretty off on that guess :smiley:

    LMAO oh yes WAY off!!
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years, not... i'm 19..... pretty clear :D

    You're now my favorite 19 year old. Not in a pervy way.

    :|
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years, not... i'm 19..... pretty clear :D

    You're now my favorite 19 year old. Not in a pervy way.

    Sorry, no way for that to not be pervy
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years, not... i'm 19..... pretty clear :D

    You're now my favorite 19 year old. Not in a pervy way.

    Sorry, no way for that to not be pervy

    That's why I said it wasn't pervy! You're killing me Smalls!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    How do you get a man to draw a bath for you?

    Married over 19 years now... still hasn't happened... i'm interested in this one as well.

    You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.

    umm..... married over 19 years, not... i'm 19..... pretty clear :D

    You're now my favorite 19 year old. Not in a pervy way.

    :|

    Hint, look at the quote I quoted of you. @DeadliftsAndSprinkles knows what I'm talking about.
  • ecjim
    ecjim Posts: 1,001 Member
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    why are the cream puffs in the garage ? How did they get there? Why aren't they in the kitchen?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    ecjim wrote: »
    why are the cream puffs in the garage ? How did they get there? Why aren't they in the kitchen?

    I don't know, but just, like, hypothetically. It's a sugar addict's dream.

    Is this supposed to be a walk down memory lane?
  • ecjim
    ecjim Posts: 1,001 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    ecjim wrote: »
    why are the cream puffs in the garage ? How did they get there? Why aren't they in the kitchen?

    I don't know, but just, like, hypothetically. It's a sugar addict's dream.

    Maybe it was a delivery & they just left them in the garage - My Mail Lady will sometimes leave packages in my garage if it's raining
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    53lcc8up7ott.jpg

    How accurate is this chart?
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    53lcc8up7ott.jpg

    How accurate is this chart?

    Relatively. ;)

    Here's the video that started it..

    https://youtu.be/incSwssUyp4
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
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    My crush is a real woman. Why won’t she message me back. I sent her about tree fiddy messages
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    How do I become a real woman? I'm currently only a mere wooden puppet possessed with a human soul.

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